$hit happens READ!!

Nice, Frank. I needed a chuckle today.

 

 

 

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Location and Gender changed to protect the innocent..

If that happened in Jersey,...

Couldn't happen here............no permit to carry......maybe a rolling pin or sometin'..............

I... can see me doing that.

Couldn't happen here............no permit to carry......maybe a rolling pin or sometin'..............

 

Oh yeah, how can I forget? Sorry, senior moment there.

Nice, Frank. I needed a chuckle today.

 

 

 

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

Ken- That is especially funny to you being that I'm older. I really should have said Pizza Bob. Hear that Bob?

Frank, at your advanced age, and the unfortunate recent loss of your mancard due to reduced T and questionable libido. you can be forgiven this small slip in judgement.

Great story! And BTW, I think I'm probably older than all of you.

Have it your way.................

At 57, I get to join the "old farts who'll carry" club, don't I?

At 57, I get to join the "old farts who'll carry" club, don't I?

 

At least you don't have Ken calling you a testosterone deficient eunuch... Yet...

I hear ya' Frank. That's why I drive a relatively rare car - less chance of mistaking someone elses for mine.

 

Have to admit I love that one cell phone service commercial where the momen doesn't understand why her station wagon remote doesn't open the Bentley.

 

Adios,

 

Pizza Bob

I hear ya' Frank. That's why I drive a relatively rare car - less chance of mistaking someone elses for mine.

 

Have to admit I love that one cell phone service commercial where the momen doesn't understand why her station wagon remote doesn't open the Bentley.

 

Adios,

 

Pizza Bob

 

Bob, Why don't us old guys gang up on OLD GUY KEN. We haven't done that since he came back... And he's been back a whole day already...LOL

Gang up??? WTF?? This isn't the schoolyard, Frank.

 

If you can't keep up with the banter on your own, just say so.

 

I still have Ray and Matt around for me to unload on.

 

I put this all on separate lines so as not to strain your old man eyes

Gang up??? WTF?? This isn't the schoolyard, Frank.

 

If you can't keep up with the banter on your own, just say so.

 

I still have Ray and Matt around for me to unload on.

 

I put this all on separate line so as not to strain your old man eyes

 

oh look the geriatric thinks he can still hang with the young guys. Ohhh you guys crack me up. Maybe you'd be better off disappearing until I move to Florida.

You know damn well that you'll still be hanging here with us after you move. We're the only friends you have.

Gang up??? WTF?? This isn't the schoolyard, Frank.

Same mentality as the school yard

If you can't keep up with the banter on your own, just say so.

I'm surgically sharp, can you keep up to my evil tongue?

I still have Ray and Matt around for me to unload on.

Oh while you were gone I adopted Ray Ray and Matt is my ****.

I put this all on separate lines so as not to strain your old man eyes

Panaramic bifocals my friend...

I hear ya' Frank. That's why I drive a relatively rare car - less chance of mistaking someone elses for mine.

 

Have to admit I love that one cell phone service commercial where the momen doesn't understand why her station wagon remote doesn't open the Bentley.

 

Adios,

 

Pizza Bob

The, "your feeling richer effect because you saved money on your phone bill" ha!

I think that was GRIZ!

Gang up??? WTF?? This isn't the schoolyard, Frank.

 

If you can't keep up with the banter on your own, just say so.

 

I still have Ray and Matt around for me to unload on.

 

I put this all on separate lines so as not to strain your old man eyes

 

Ken for Frank you might want to

 

T A L K

 

S L O W E R

 

A L S O,

 

you know just so he can keep up...

Ken for Frank you might want to

 

T A L K

 

S L O W E R

 

A L S O,

 

you know just so he can keep up...

I tried that, but he just kept dozing off.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

FRANK!!! Wake up. It's time for your sleeping pill.

FRANK!!! Wake up. It's time for your sleeping pill.

 

And stool softener, you know what I mean...

And stool softener, you know what I mean...

I thought you only sat on upturned stools.

I thought you only sat on upturned stools.

 

Hey AH tell me if you can do lunch in Sussex Cty next week. You perverted old ba$tard. Send me a PM.

Couldn't happen here............no permit to carry......maybe a rolling pin or sometin'..............

 

No it can happen here, just change "old white lady" with "thug".

Great story! And BTW, I think I'm probably older than all of you.

You guys are still in diapers! Ouu, come to think of it, I'm wearing one! :-)