Too many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

I woke up today, Thats a good thing!! now i have to do something..

Too many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

 

Agreed

When I was growing up, I really wanted to be somebody. Now I realize that I should've been a lot more specific.

When I was growing up, I really wanted to be somebody. Now I realize that I should've been a lot more specific.

 

I'm happy, I started with nothing, and so far so good, I still have all of it...

Why did I do it lol

I'll bite.

 

Why park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

A package by ship is cargo yet a package by car is a shipment.

Why do they call it taking a dump if you're not taking anything?

Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?

Why is there braille on drive-through ATMs?

If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate, what are girl scout cookies made of?

 

And finally, the most trivial of them all...

 

If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

Why even go there, you're married, right??? Well do you even have to ask???

If marital relations sour, one must be ready to take matters into hand directly

Too So many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

 

Fixed that for you. No such thing as too many guns

If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn?

 

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Where'd the hell my pants go?