1. Carl, stay in the house.
   
2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house
   
3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
   
4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
   
5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
   
6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
   
7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
   
8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
   
9. Carl, I’m not f**** around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one f***** thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
   
10. HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.
    

 

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6743808/10-reasons-why-the-walking-dead-should-just-kill-carl

It's too true. But then again... half of the drama of the show would disappear too. He causes 80% of the problems!

"Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that."

 

 

LOL

80% of the drama is caused by 20% of the kids. =P

always the 80/20 rule, even applies in an end of civilization situation.

When Lori was lecturing Andrea about letting the men take care of security and how it was a burden on the other women to have to do all the women work all I could think was "**** women work includes cleaning, cooking AND minding the children! Why the hell do you constantly not know where your son is???" Lori needs to die

They need to kill Carl's mom. She is annoying, I think Carl will be better off.

 

 

I have to remember to proof read.

All the characters in this series annoys me one way or another. Most of the time, my wife and I comment back and forth on how annoying or idiotic the characters act during the hour. That being said, its still one of our favorite shows.

FWIW, I'm OK with killing Carl. Possibly Lori too. Since Glenn and Maggie are hooked up; and it looks like Darryl and Carol (nice rhyming couple!) have the hots for each other; and T-Bone would probably be a good match with Maggie's sister; that would leave Rick and Hershel to fight over Andrea. (Did I leave anyone out?)

They need to Carl's mom. She is annoying, I think Carl will be better off.

I believe this sentence is missing a verb

I would not be upset if Lori was killed off. Shes just been playing mind games and part of the reason Shane went crazy

 

I believe this sentence is missing a verb

 

Reminds me of that time I accidentally an entire episode.

Lori lives in a fantasy world and thinks everyone should jump when she says jump.

 

Carl is a little jerkoff punk. When he was arguing with Rick about going back for his mom I wanted Rick to say. Hey you little shit if you just stayed in the house not only would you have not separated from her but being the look out you would have saw the horde coming and maybe more people would be alive right now. How's that feel? Your mom might be dead because you can't stay in a house!

Well, hopefully they don't mess up Michonne's character in the show. Girl's a badass. Was glad to see her at the end.

Yea I've been thinking he needs to go for the past several episodes. Or his mother could stop being a PITA and watch her damn kid.

put a land line right off the front steps of the house and tell him not to leave... he will learn faster

Well at least if they go to a prison they can put him in a cell

True that he's old enough to behave, however I fault that b*tch Lori for not keeping an eye on him.

Well at least if they go to a prison they can put him in a cell

 

I like that!

put a land line right off the front steps of the house and tell him not to leave... he will learn faster

 

as opposed to a cel phone......

Rick continues living because of Carl...dont get me wrong I cant stand him either but the show would be over if Carl became a zombie

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

 

This has actually been in the back of my head too. I wonder...

This has actually been in the back of my head too. I wonder...

May be it will look like Shane and Carls dad will shoot the mom in the head. For being a cheating ****.

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

 

When the baby matures a bit more it will eat her from the inside out. Bye bye Lori

When the baby matures a bit more it will eat her from the inside out. Bye bye Lori

Sweet

When the baby matures a bit more it will eat her from the inside out. Bye bye Lori

 

I like how you think! .Just like in Alien, but slower.

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

 

hmmm, This could lead to a spin off series. The Crawling Dead.

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

 

 

To the contrary, I'm thinking all newborns will be virus free and not infected at all. I'm not sure the show will last long enough to bring her pregnacy full-term or not, but if it does, I bet it doesn't have the desease/virus/etc.

Do you think the baby Carls mom is going to have will be a zombie?

IMO the only way the baby would be a zombie would be if it's stillborn.