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So... my spleen ruptured

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Feel better...and if my chick every punched me like that she would be history. Bye bye to her.

 

This. I was young once like you OP. You learn many things over the years. Mutual respect is in fact, MUTUAL; meaning, reciprocal. I don't hit females and I expect the same in return.

 

Heal up and take it easy...which is another thing I learned over the years.

So basically what I just read your gf punched you in the stomach and ruptured your spleen. I hope you dumped her and punched her back.

 

This!

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To be fair, my spleen was already swollen after about a month of Mono. And I'm not CERTAIN she ruptured it, she just punched that area, and I remember doubling over in pain.

 

Pretty much the doctors told me if I walked into a table it could have ruptured.

To be fair, my spleen was already swollen after about a month of Mono. And I'm not CERTAIN she ruptured it, she just punched that area, and I remember doubling over in pain.

 

Pretty much the doctors told me if I walked into a table it could have ruptured.

 

She still shouldn't punch you. Do you think she would like it if you punched her? If it's unacceptable for you to hit her, shouldn't it be unacceptable for her to hit you?

 

You're a young'n. Much to learn my friend. It's ok. We were all young once.

But either way, I had to spend 5 days in the hospital, where I watched all the Sean Connery Bond films.

 

Well, I'm sure it comforts you to know that "Sean is all around you". I know where you live and yes, Sean is in our area all of the time. PM me and I'll tell you where he hangs out... :keeporder:

Glad your getting better, but dude, getting hit by a split tail, not sure about you, but time to get you another.

 

 

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At least now you'll have a gnarly scar that you can tell tales about. Feel better dude!

To be fair, my spleen was already swollen after about a month of Mono. And I'm not CERTAIN she ruptured it, she just punched that area, and I remember doubling over in pain.

 

Pretty much the doctors told me if I walked into a table it could have ruptured.

 

Next time she tells you to make her a sandwich, you'd better make her a god damn sandwich.

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At least now you'll have a gnarly scar that you can tell tales about. Feel better dude!

 

Nah, didn't need surgery in the end, bout the worst of it was bloodwork twice a day, and an IV for 4 days.

 

Was pretty close there for a while.

I vote donkey punch!

 

So basically what I just read your gf punched you in the stomach and ruptured your spleen. I hope you dumped her and punched her back.

 

 

With your track record, perhaps you should consider switching to a Gentile doctor.

 

Was thinking the same thing. Lol

 

 

Get better soon.

She's to hot to dump bro. Just guilt trip her into mind blowing, James Bond like intercourse...once you're fully healed of course. Wouldn't want you rupturing something again.

 

But really, get better soon. You have liquor to drink.

I feel like a dinosaur around here now... Not even 21 yet?!?! Oiy.

 

Speedy recovery!

I feel like a dinosaur around here now... Not even 21 yet?!?! Oiy.

 

Speedy recovery!

 

its nice to see some more young people on here. to keep the sport going. Anyone know the average age on the forum?

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its nice to see some more young people on here. to keep the sport going. Anyone know the average age on the forum?

 

I had a thread months ago where i attempted to find that out. If i remember correctly it was around 33 for average age, and 20 something was the average age people first shot. Younger people didnt start shooting until they were older, generally.

 

Take your kids out young!

yea its nice to see more young people in the sport. would be nicer to see it in north jersey. around here most shooters i know are older retired or 30's-40s. not many 20's shooters around north jersey from what i see. ive gotten a few friends involved. most have purchased a pistol but none have gotten into it enough for multiple purchases and regular range time.

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Have them try action shooting. And encourage them to bring their kids or nieces/nephews. Personally to me skeet and rifle shooting are more fun than pistol, try that.

 

Thats the best way to educate people about firearms, so they ignore the BS theyre fed.

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