Because I have enough bleach to throw at the perp! Plus, my cats are pretty viscious as well.

Do you throw the bleach, ammonia, or the cat first?

Do you throw the bleach, ammonia, or the cat first?

 

Damn, that's a tough one to answer. I guess I could just make it easier and just hold the phone up to my ear, and tell them I'm calling the police. If that doesn't work, I guess I could yell and scream. Yea, that's what I'll do. They are sure to leave if I yell and scream.

If you know how much you have,you don't have enough. :-)

We were all in my yellow submarine when it sunk with all my guns. But i did buy a doulr barrel cuz uncle joe biden told me how effective it was

WOW you guys are lucky, I've been throwing rocks at cardboard cutouts in my back yard.

You have rocks? Where did you source them from, do they have any left in stock?

 

WOW you guys are lucky, I've been throwing rocks at cardboard cutouts in my back yard.

How long did it take to get the permits for the rocks and cutouts?

I was just wondering what you guys like to keep for ammo. As of right now I have around 500 rounds of 45acp and 300 of 9mm.

 

That is enough for a day or two at the range, I guess. Seriously, I keep a minimum of 1000 rounds for each of my major calibers. About 300 for .380, 2500 .22lr ad 800 .22 mag. When I use a box, I buy a box so that I do not drop below these numbers.

two 12ga shot shells and an open window

Or a closed door. I was taught by our second in command that shooting through a door is the best approach. If that doesn't work, I always have my own piss and vomit to rely on.

25 rounds of .45 and 50 rounds of .22LR. No sane person needs more than that!!!!!

You don't neeeeed 50 rounds to kill a squirrel!

have just enough left to fill my .22 bolt action rifle magazine...

I got a 'stache...

 

Oh. Nevermind.

Heh.. Disregard. It bwoken...

 

 

 

 

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Hope you boys were going directly to the range when you got into the mishap in those submarines.

 

Actually, that's a good question. If you get in an accident on the way to the range, would you have to tell LE that you had guns in the car? Or Coastie in the case of the submarine accident?

Brought the whole sub to the range...

 

 

Hope you boys were going directly to the range when you got into the mishap in those submarines.

 

Actually, that's a good question. If you get in an accident on the way to the range, would you have to tell LE that you had guns in the car? Or Coastie in the case of the submarine accident?

If your going to stock ammo, don't forget about stocking up on mags.

I thought this thread was going to be about beer.......

...But i did buy a doulr barrel cuz uncle joe biden told me how effective it was

 

"Joe Biden makes Dan Quayle look like Stephen Hawking without the wheelchair"

(as heard on The Blaze earlier this week)

A lot.

I have 2 shotgun shells stockpiled.

 

And a double barrel that I keep on my outside balcony...