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A Maryland second-grader has been suspended after officials claim he chewed his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun and said "bang, bang."

Now that takes the cake!!! Ummm, the pastry. But really. Are these puzzy ass people getting really out of hand and why are we letting them. I say we order a 12 ft hero sandwich and chew it into a fooking Howitzer and go BoOm!!! What the Frack!

 

 

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Oh my god!

 

 

 

 

AOL is still around? I'm speechless.

LOL, he wants his Pop tart back so he can fininsh his breakfast. Gota love this kid. The Sh*it schools do is outrages.

What is shocking is also that they confiscated the pastry...I mean the gun, and never even checked to see if it was loaded or not!!!

Disgusting

People have gone insane

There HAS to be an antidote

Once it was turned into a "gun" it changed from a food product into contraband where the authorities confiscated it. This is what happens in a government controlled school system. Why are you surprised?

LOL just when I thought it couldn't get any dumber.

 

Zero-tolerance is now a parody of itself.

ALL pastries are LOADED, ALWAYS.

zero tolerance = zero brain

 

I no longer believe in the US public education system

Gotta watch out for those deadly assault pastries and the high capacity toasters

Good lord I never would have spent more than two days at school if this was what I had to deal with.

 

 

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I had seen news reports about this. It's just incredible how far that things have gotten out of hand.

good thing it wasnt toasted black...

Next in line is to censor any pictures or words of firearms from the history books.

 

Hypocrisy at its best. The US is a world power based on our military force. We are manufacturing the most amount of weapons, not to mention that our country was created, built and shaped by the help of guns.

 

Yet, our sons and daughters are getting suspended over even mentioning or gesturing a gun. Sad....

Next thing you know they'll have mini killer airplanes in the sky hunting down citizens without a trial.

"High capacity toaster" sounds like something out of Kids Next Door (uh oh, my young age is showing....)

Next thing you know they'll have mini killer airplanes in the sky hunting down citizens without a trial.

Fast & Furious Holder actually said in an interview today that it might happen.

I guess they thought it met the definition of a "pop" gun.

 

Seriously, that's totally outrageous.

Just when it couldn't get any stupider........it did.

 

Pussy Bureaucrats

It was just lucky the teacher caught this before it got out of hand. The kid claims he was trying to make it into a mountain, and it just turned out to look like a gun. If the kid had actually created a mountain, and the mountain was an active volcano, it could have destroyed the entire school!

 

I can't imagine that somewhere in the chain--teacher, principal, admin--didn't someone stop to think"hmmm, pop-tart, teacher thought it looked like a gun, we suspend the kid, yeah that is going to play out well in the press." They should all be fired!

 

Seriously though, I had read that this is the same school district that suspended a kid for drawing a gun a few years back. Now I know you are thinking that it is impolite to draw unless there is an actual threat. Turns out he was not drawing from a holster, he was drawing a picture of a gun on paper.

President's cigaret / campaign against guns........brainwash our kids and punish them by libral teachers for any instance......anything resembling a gun is bad........thanks Mr. Hitler.

There is currently a bill in MD legislature to ban high capacity candy/pastry magazines (anything over ten pieces would be subject to the ban) and also to ban the higher caliber candies such as "Good and Plenty" and "Mike and Ikes". Small caliber, such as "Tic Tacs" would be exempt, but the proposed legislation would include additional penalties for possession of "Red Hots" for unlawful purposes. Additional legislation would require universal candy and pastry background checks and would close the so-called candy show loophole. They are also taking a very close look at out-of-state shipments of cakes from Carlo's bakery in Hoboken, and other internet candy sales.

On gun for hire radio, Anthony always plays a recording of Eric "Goebbels" Holder professing that "they have to brainwash" us into thinking differently about guns.

 

This is it.

 

Is there no one in this school district that can call this out as insanity? Can they stick together that vehemently? No one breaks ranks?

That is what worries me. The group-think. There can be one crazy educator. But if they all follow along against common sense, then all hope is lost.

Liberal groupthink at its best!

This is from about a month ago. This time the kid was making believe he threw a bomb into a box filled with evil to save the world. Got suspended.

 

In this new world that liberals are fashioning for our kids, where are they going to get kids to join the armed forces,...be cops...be first responders? If they brain wash our kids into thinking that any show of force is bad, who will charge up that hill in some far off land in the name of our country? Who will run towards danger when everyone else is running in the opposite direction?

 

They don't have to forcibly disarm us. They are half way towards disarming the next generation without passing a single law.

 

In some parts of Africa you get an AK for your 9th birthday. I know, extreme.

In the US you get suspended in grammar school for throwing an imaginary grenade. Just as extreme.

 

Where are we headed?

 

Oops, went on and on and forgot to post the link to the story:

 

http://kdvr.com/2013/02/04/7-year-old-playing-an-imaginary-game-at-school-gets-suspended-for-real/

Pussification of America continues...

Disgusting

People have gone insane

There HAS to be an antidote

 

No such luck my friend.

 

Beauty is only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.