Aren't sheeple close enough?

 

What no farm animals and midgets?? What kin-a party is this.. LOL only kidding, well somewhat, but enjoy either way..

 

 

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Go shooting, go eat, drink heavily, get strippers. In that order is safe. Now you just fill in the details of where each of those happens

+1000 just combine the last 2.

Whatever you do, when its all over, keep your mouth SHUT. Wives and girlfriends of the participants tend to get a little nosy after the fact. Everybody clam up

This +1,000,000. No cell phone photos, no facebook crap, no checking in with your woman until your head is about to hit the pillow. (EDIT, checking in is even discouraged when you are drunk) And any bachelor party that involves a midget is sure to be epic.

Wait! Take photos, only show them, one time, to us here, then delete them.

+1000 just combine the last 2.

one could sumise that the last three could be combined. Anybody say BEEFSTEAK

one could sumise that the last three could be combined. Anybody say BEEFSTEAK

Now there's an idea

Good god I've got some nightingales stories

Here is the formula I used. Limo bus, strippers and a planned route. They you take the bus and strippers on a diff route so you can have more fun a d nobody knows what bars your really at.

GoGo Rama was a good bachelor party place 7 years ago. Haven't been there since.

I wouldn't hold a bachelor party at a range but I have rounded up all the designated driver spouses from a recent Baby shower and took all the guys to the range... Lots of fun and several had never shot before... or since Boy Scouts.