This may be the DUMBEST post I wwill ever make but as I was driving around all over the other day it hit me.... That rumble in the bottom of your stomach... that OH CRAP moment you realize you HAVE to go and will NOT make it home... Most people are only comfortable "GOING" at home or maybe at work under the right circumstance... SO my question to you all over NJ is where is the most cleanest or easiest places to go when you cant go home!

 

My List of places I found:

 

Large- Newer Mcdonalds are genuinely clean and well maintained

Walmart (must be a super) but this is hit or miss

large restaurants if you can find one(places like Olive Garden that have the bathroom right at the front door are perfect)

 

 

WORST!

avoid gas stations (havent found one that I would sit at)

convenient stores (7-11/WAWA)

small fast food restaurants

Dunkin Donuts

they make a app for this, tells you where to find clean bathrooms....guess they have apps for everything these days

Starbucks are good.

New mcDonalds are pretty good.

Shoprites.

 

If during the daytime..... almost any Class A office building.

Take it from an expert pooper. Mcdonalds is the best game in town.

I've found rest stops in other states to be very clean, not sure about NJ though. Police stations/municipal buildings are always a win!

Yep..... know the feeling...

 

Car dealers are always a safe bet......

Most people are only comfortable "GOING" at home or maybe at work under the right circumstance...

 

 

Is this true? I have known a few people who weren't comfortable unless they were home, but most people implying a majority of people?

 

 

I once took a dump in a Perkins parking lot out in PA. somewhere because the bathrooms were so bad and hasd no TP. It was a little tough sitting on the curb but I managed. I ended up wiping my ass with a road map. I keep a handful of napkins in the glovebox now.

Keep a 5 gallon bucket in the trunk, just in case.

Starbucks are good.

New mcDonalds are pretty good.

Shoprites.

 

If during the daytime..... almost any Class A office building.

 

Not all Starbucks are good, My tenant is a manager at one and they had this homeless woman that used to come in( they baned her from the store) and fire hose the ladies room with Poop. She used to tell me they would go in after she left and it would be everywhere, the walls, floor, sink etc. it looked like someone shot a firehose of shit in there

Actually Hess at one time had the cleanest bathrooms anywhere.

 

When I go to a new restaurant, I stop in the bathroom, if it's filthy and stinks, I get a pretty good idea about the kitchen...

Once you've rested your thighs on a log while out dear hunting, any porcelain pot will do.

I can go anywhere but I know one guy at work who can only go at home. I mean only at home

I can go anywhere but I know one guy at work who can only go at home. I mean only at home

 

I know a guy who went lights back to the station to go... needless to say he was the talk of the station for a while...

Not all Starbucks are good, My tenant is a manager at one and they had this homeless woman that used to come in( they baned her from the store) and fire hose the ladies room with Poop. She used to tell me they would go in after she left and it would be everywhere, the walls, floor, sink etc. it looked like someone shot a firehose of shit in there

Repeat offender, not cool at all.

 

 

I know a guy who went lights back to the station to go... needless to say he was the talk of the station for a while...

 

Sometimes that does constitute an emergency. As a police officer it is a little harder to find a place. Need a secure place for the weapon and gun belt

I have pooped at a Target which was nice. We had now power for a couple of days and we went to Wawa and that was ok. I poop at work sometimes and its always an experience.

I can go anywhere but I know one guy at work who can only go at home. I mean only at home

 

What's wrong with him? Women have that issue not Men!

Need a secure place for the weapon and gun belt

 

My friend told me the guards at Salem nuke plant leave their ar-15s on the floor in their stall when they go.

 

 

I poop at work sometimes and its always an experience.

 

That's the best time to go since you get paid for doing your business.

I can go anywhere but I know one guy at work who can only go at home. I mean only at home

 

Can you please start calling him "shitbreak"? haha.

Can you please start calling him "shitbreak"? haha.

I crapped my pants at work one day and didn't have a change of clothes so I worked in it.

I crapped my pants at work one day and didn't have a change of clothes so I worked in it.

 

Officially TMI... Motion for a ban?

 

hehe.

 

I was like that when I was a teen, number 2 only at home.

 

I agree with Troy, car dealerships are usually pretty good... Wawa is hit or miss as a lot of them do not have public bathrooms, whats up with that?

 

Rest areas.... Maryland, VA had nice ones.

 

South Carolina and NC were eh.

 

Georgia was pretty good.

 

I think any place that has ass gaskets... is a good place.

oooh... another great place... Casinos (in las vegas)...

 

Great bathrooms...

Wynn/Encore

Venetian/Palazzo

 

Mediocre

Pretty much anything else.

lol this thread. i usually use fast food. Not as bad as gas station and easier than a big store as far as parking and

 

 

 

poop

Let's not forget Home Depot and Lowes. Usually pretty clean and I've given them enough of my money over the years that I don't feel bad in the least if I stop in just to use their facilities.

Churches. They're everywhere and most are usually open to the public a good portion of the day.

I find home depot and lowes to be good unless it's a real emergency and you have to walk to the back of the store. The wawas I've encountered are usually pretty good.

Lol i cant believe this lasted this long hahaha, but every wawa ive stopped at looks like an explosion went off and i thank the lord i dont gotta poop.... super walmart or target for me if possible!

I've used bathrooms in the Camden Schools so I'm pretty good with anything that has a little privacy and paper. But if home field advantage isn't possible most big box stores are good to go.