After a lot of research I decided that I should give up my glock and shred my FID card. If guns were illegal, we would have a better society. The government could protect us from criminals, and those criminals wouldn't have any firearms since they are illegal to obtain. Then we wouldn't even have to worry about high capacity clips and assault machine gun laws. We would be like the UK a crime free paradise.

Yea, right, sure....

 

 

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Happy April Fool's Day!

Hey looky here Jack, I'll be happy to take them guns from you along with whatever ammo you got. Hey, lets make the world a better place together!

I sure do hope this is one sick April fools joke

Hey looky here Jack, I'll be happy to take them guns from you along with whatever ammo you got. Hey, lets make the world a better place together!

 

I melted it all in the fires of mount doom.

Please let me know what you're getting rid of

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After a lot of research I decided that I should give up my glock and shred my FID card. If guns were illegal, we would have a better society. The government could protect us from criminals, and those criminals wouldn't have any firearms since they are illegal to obtain. Then we wouldn't even have to worry about high capacity clips and assault machine gun laws. We would be like the UK a crime free paradise.

 

Way too obvious. I still laughed though.

At least you have firearms to give up.......... I lost mine thanks to Sandy. (wink wink)

As long as it was only Glock junk.

Yep, I did the same after reading this post, never thought about it that way before.

At least you have firearms to give up.......... I lost mine thanks to Sandy. (wink wink)

 

Yeah, that evil B*tch put a RO on me, too.

I've got a dollar for every one of your guns that you choose to give up. I'll make sure they never hurt anyone.

I also went and did a casting call to act in Bloomberg's next MAIG commercial.

 

They almost didn't select me because of my bad habits, like pointing the gun away from people, finger indexed above the trigger guard but I was a quick study and had my finger on the trigger and muzzle pointed god alone knows where.

 

For the children, you know.

Lol

Lol April Fools

 

 

beings that it was a glock you didn't need the fires of mount doom to melt the frame at least lol

I was thinking of advertising my own buyback program. If Camden can manage to get someone to turn in a functioning AR for at most $250, heck of a cheaper way to get one than the $1000+ the gun store is asking.