If a goat doesn't use a nail gun, he will in time walk the path of the righteous.

East is the wind. Sage will keep them at bay.

East is the wind. Sage will keep them at bay.

 

Little known fact, but sooooo true.

Wtf is going on here?

"NUKE the unborn gay whales!"

 

For Jesus!

Wtf is going on here?

 

AYFKM?

Man should never pee into the wind...nor run through Ethiopia with a sandwich strapped to his back

Water is fluid, soft, and yielding, and yet it carves through rock and brings down mountains. Man, I want a cheesesteak wit.

Confusious say never pay full price for late pizza

Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump....well, at least I hope you're taking anything.

Confusious say never pay full price for late pizza

 

Confusious say never pay full price for late pizza

gotta love it.

Ah, we have finally arrived at the topic of defecation. What took so long?? :pilot:

It's a serious question....inquiring minds would like to know.

 

 

Especially considering you either give or don't give a s**t, but you take a dump....

Is this real life?

 

 

Sent from my hidden under ground bunker between Taco Bell and the dry cleaner

Can one give a sh!t while taking a sh!t? It seems that would indeed be the apex of defecation.

Do blind people dream in color? What do deaf people hear when they think to themselves?

Blind people dream in stereo and deaf people see lips moving.

Blind people dream in stereo and deaf people see lips moving.

hmmm.....interesting

 

Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump....well, at least I hope you're taking anything.

 

 

The last time you "left a dump" the kids didn't find it until Easter.

Just the other day going to the LT some cone with a mind of its own fell over into one of the lanes into the center tube and was backking everyone up.

 

So, I stopped, got out picked it up and put in back where it belonged.

 

A motorist thanked me by nearly killing me, honking and shouting what was probably "hey nice job, thanks for clearing that cone that had us backed up for 20 minutes!"  At least I think that's what he said.

AYFKM?

No I am not FKU

WTFIWWYP