I was in PA this weekend. Stopped in a firework store and bought some sunflowers and jumping jacks. While I was there I was looking up NJ firework laws. Come to find out they are as ridiculous as our gun laws. Got me thinking of a new state motto for us -

 

"NJ-We Will Protect You From Yourself"....

 

Any other ideas? Maybe we can submit the best one to the governors office.

You know the phrase NJ The Garden State?  It's been changed - NJ, The You're F*cked State

 

Or the old slogan NJ and You, Perfect Together - now NJ and Criminals, Perfect Together

I know typical jumping jacks but sunflowers? Care to explain? I usually get a bunch of jacks, roman candles and mortars when I stop.

 

Any other ideas?

 To the tune of "Pretty Baby"

 

If your mother had a baby and it didn't have a d***,

Jersey P***y.

I've always been a fan of NJ: Home of the Fun Police.

I know typical jumping jacks but sunflowers? Care to explain? I usually get a bunch of jacks, roman candles and mortars when I stop.

Its for the children.

PA had a slogan  "America Starts Here"

 

we could be   "America Stops Here"

New Jersey: Everything is illegal unless you have permission.

PA had a slogan  "America Starts Here"

 

we could be   "America Stops Here"

 

How about:

 

New Jersey: It's so damn expensive to live here, so you might as well just visit

New Jersey, the Gateway state - gateway from oppression to Free America.

The mission statement for state government here is, I believe,

 

"We're not happy until you're not happy."

New Jersey

 

Are you sure you want to do this?

NJ is the safest state, because everything is illegal

Welcome to New Jersey , leave you rights behind before entering

PA had a slogan  "America Starts Here"

 

we could be   "America Stops Here"

That's a good one.

 

NJ, Where you pay to leave.

New Jersey, get out while you still can.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here...

Welcome to New Jersey , leave you rights behind before entering

 

Abandon hope all ye who enter here...

Nj is the 10th circle.

NJ We have more government workers per square mile, Then any other state in USA. 

NJ : More Taxation Without Representation

NJ:  The laws are what WE SAY the laws are, not how any logical human being might read them.

NJ, if your having fun...Your bound to be breaking a law ! or about to be

come on vacation, leave on probation

 New Jersey - BOHICA! 

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!

"NJ, it effing blows". 

come on vacation, leave on probation

 

That's a good one.

NJ We have more government workers per square mile, Then any other state in USA. 

 

Disgusting, isn't it?

NJ: It's all about total control.

New Jersey: We know what's best for you