There is a dead skunk in the road near my house with a plaid shirt sorta on him.

 

WTF is that?

 

I'll try to get a pic today but it probably got smeared in the overnight.

 

 

 

 

Pepe's wardrobe has take a downward spiral ever since entering the witness relocation program.

Only 2 logical possibilities:

 

1) local resident attempted to cover him up until he is removed.

 

2) he was on a date when he was killed.

Only 2 logical possibilities:

 

1) local resident attempted to cover him up until he is removed.

 

2) he was on a date when he was killed.

Definitely #2. I'm guessing a domestic case.

Classic murder/suicide. You can probably find his lover in the ditch nearby.

Plaid shirt or table cloth?

 

Classic murder/suicide. You can probably find his lover in the ditch nearby.

In a contractor bag of course

Is it a red plaid shirt? His coat is probably inside out....  crickets....

is the correct answer LSD?

Standing by for pic.

 

 

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Pics or it didn't happen

No pics! I didn't go that way today.

 

Only 2 logical possibilities:1) local resident attempted to cover him up until he is removed.

Why would somebody cover a dead skunk in a road? Although, that's probably the most plausible explanation. Maybe some chick threw here X's shirt on it hoping he would see it or something.Removed? I don't think anything is going to remove it. I've never seen a skunk even chewed on by a turkey buzzard.

Pics or it never happened

 

 

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I once saw a dead deer on the shoulder of the road in Jackson with a "Get Well Soon" mylar balloon tied to its paw. lol

So.. is the shirt still wearable? 

I once saw a dead deer on the shoulder of the road in Jackson with a "Get Well Soon" mylar balloon tied to its paw. lol

Lmao

 

 

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No pics! I didn't go that way today.Why would somebody cover a dead skunk in a road? Although, that's probably the most plausible explanation. Maybe some chick threw here X's shirt on it hoping he would see it or something.Removed? I don't think anything is going to remove it. I've never seen a skunk even chewed on by a turkey buzzard.

Who knows. I have lost all faith in humanity, so nothing people do surprises me.

I once saw a dead deer on the shoulder of the road in Jackson with a "Get Well Soon" mylar balloon tied to its paw. lol

 

Wish I thought of that one.

I can't believe I forgot to update this.

 

I went by it yesterday. On Friday, it seemed to be in the middle of the road. Yesterday, i was near the side of the road and flat as a pancake. It had definitely been run over by some trucks. Honestly, with all the roadkill I see on that road, this one was notably flat.

 

And...

 

There was no shirt. Anywhere. I guess somebody needed it more than roadkill skunk.

 

I actually thought about taking a picture just because of the hecklers here. Even though the shirt was gone. But I would have had to pull over in a public area and taking a pic of roadkill skunk didn't seem worth the creep factor of having neighbors potentially drive by watching me take roadkill skunk pics.

Their has been a lot of skunks this year, we had a long stretch without any skunk road kills seems like we have a new one every week this year..

 

I think the below one was the first:

 

 

I think the below one was the first:

 

Reminds me of the dead cat with the free cat sign

 

 

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Back in the 90s I was riding down the road with some friends in South Jersey, was either Evesham Road or one of the long roads coming out of Medford into Mt. Laurel/Cherry Hill. I'm looking out the window and right on the dotted line is a dead bird. Then, after about 50 feet, dead squirrel, right on the dotted line. Then it was dead possum, then dead skunk, then dead whistlepig, then dead deer. Or something like that, might have even been a dog in there. Went from tiny to large. Somebody definitely staged it. Probably one of you guys.

sorry not much to do besides play with the road kill in SJ...