How about finding us a place to come out there and shoot prairie dogs --  You think steel is fun --  nothing like sitting on a dog town with a high power

What they probably don't have:

 

1. Taylor Ham

2. Hostess

3. Real Bagels

4. Shoofly Pie

 

Not sure what you can do about the bagels, but you might want to pack up a suitcase of the rest.

How about finding us a place to come out there and shoot prairie dogs --  You think steel is fun --  nothing like sitting on a dog town with a high power

 

Just don't touch them...damn things are plague carriers.

First off, congrats!

 

Secondly, it's friggin' hot down there.

 

Thirdly, watch out for the scorpions. They are EVERYWHERE. 

Just got home from the Yankees game. Sad to think it'll likely be my last one in a long time. At least it was a good game tonight.

 

Ya I'm definitely going to miss good bagels and pizza! What is a shoofly pie??

 

Ok are there seriously going to be scorpions in my apartment? I'm fairly certain if there were I'd freak out and shoot it...one of the reasons I'll need to pick up some suppressors ASAP

 

How about finding us a place to come out there and shoot prairie dogs --  You think steel is fun --  nothing like sitting on a dog town with a high power

You'll always be welcome to come out and visit! You coming on Sunday to kill some cardboard?

Russ -- I registered tonight --  I'll be there Sunday

Russ -- I registered tonight --  I'll be there Sunday