Enterprise won't rent to me anymore after I returned a car with a dead hooker in the trunk. That sure wasn't specified in the rental agreement. 

1 minute ago, Handyman said:

Enterprise won't rent to me anymore after I returned a car with a dead hooker in the trunk. That sure wasn't specified in the rental agreement. 

Did you get the ancillary insurance?

I always used to get the damage waiver. 

My favorite place is a Hertz truck rental place in Edison. They rent 11 foot tall trucks next to a 9 foot tall railroad overpass. Hilarity ensues. It's the local version of this:

http://11foot8.com/

 

I found a monkey in my trunk once.

53 minutes ago, Handyman said:

I always used to get the damage waiver. 

My favorite place is a Hertz truck rental place in Edison. They rent 11 foot tall trucks next to a 9 foot tall railroad overpass. Hilarity ensues. It's the local version of this:

http://11foot8.com/

 

I’d write corporate a stern letter 

16 hours ago, PK90 said:

I found a monkey in my trunk once.

Did it help for road rage incidents?

Did it help for road rage incidents?

He was only trained in anti-theft incidents.

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I would return the items in the trunk immediately.   The police might be interested in the "airsoft pistol with a silencer, two black ski masks, several rolls of duct tape" that were left behind.

In case some one is doing a background check on me. The above is a joke.  Mr Murphy, I am not endangering anyone or myself so leave me alone.