In Stock at Monmouth Arms LLC

Pairing of Wawa Whole Milk and Wonder Bread.

Make Offers.

47 minutes ago, remixer said:

In Stock at Monmouth Arms LLC

Pairing of Wawa Whole Milk and Wonder Bread.

Make Offers.

How much for the NICS check?

I’d jump on it, but you forgot the eggs. 

18 minutes ago, carl_g said:

How much for the NICS check?

Don't be silly... This does not require a nics check in NJ yet.

14 minutes ago, 10X said:

I’d jump on it, but you forgot the eggs. 

Horrible planning on my part. Sorry

16 minutes ago, 10X said:

I’d jump on it, but you forgot the eggs. 

Exactly what I was thinking...

Just make sure there's only 10 eggs to the carton, wouldn't want to get into any trouble.

purple is skim milk, false advertising would not buy 2/10.

Still available?

Just now, Zeke said:

Still available?

Yes.. One more available.

Is this avail. with Metric slices..........????

2 minutes ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Is this avail. with Metric slices..........????

Sir... This is Merica!

Go back to Canada!

 

METRIC Lives Matter...............

4 minutes ago, JT Custom Guns said:

METRIC Lives Matter...............

Fugging Measurist.

2 minutes ago, remixer said:

Fugging Measurist.

Yes - Natl. Measurist Party

Full Slices for everyone........

16 minutes ago, remixer said:

Sir... This is Merica!

Go back to Canada!

 

So just sell him 10 slices.   It also avoids the risk of getting jammed upon the whole high-capacity bread bag thing...

2 minutes ago, 10X said:

So just sell him 10 slices.   It also avoids the risk of getting jammed upon the whole high-capacity bread bag thing...

Exactly,

And if Remixer was a nice guy, he would also include his favorite recipe for French Toast too, as a bonus!

1 minute ago, 10X said:

So just sell him 10 slices.   It also avoids the risk of getting jammed upon the whole high-capacity bread bag thing...

To avoid any issues we can break up the sale into 10 slices per transaction...  While this is legal it might be viewed as intent to skirt the laws..    Please beware that you cannot have another person purchase your 10 slices as it would be a straw purchase.

Just now, remixer said:

To avoid any issues we can break up the sale into 10 slices per transaction...  While this is legal it might be viewed as intent to skirt the laws..   

Constructive possession?

 

1 minute ago, Sniper said:

Exactly,

And if Remixer was a nice guy, he would also include his favorite recipe for French Toast too, as a bonus! 

Shit.... Heres for free

1. Eggs

2. Milk

3. Vanilla Extract.

4. Cinnamon

5. pinch of salt

6. Sugar

7. European Sliced Bread

Mix mix mix... Soak bread until its very wet....  Butter pan... Place bread... Brown.. Flip. Powered suger

DONE

 

 

9 minutes ago, remixer said:

To avoid any issues we can break up the sale into 10 slices per transaction...  While this is legal it might be viewed as intent to skirt the laws..    Please beware that you cannot have another person purchase your 10 slices as it would be a straw purchase.

Ha! The purchasing of straws is not illegal yet. 

8 minutes ago, remixer said:

Mix mix mix... Soak bread until its very wet....  Butter pan... Place bread... Brown.. Flip. Powered suger

DONE

Wait, what... You're not going to cook it for us and serve it too?

What a Communist! 

lol

 

37 minutes ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Yes - Natl. Measurist Party

Full Slices for everyone........

PFT.... you people are so diluted.

Everyone knows the only bread that matters is undiluted, uncut... natural, whole grain...  Dont give up your bread rights!

There will be NO COMPROMISE.  Whole Loafs Only!

Who pays the transfer fee?

1 hour ago, Maksim said:

Everyone knows the only bread that matters is undiluted, uncut... natural, whole grain... 

Along that train of thought, who gets their milk out of plastic bottle? Real men get their milk like this:

13 minutes ago, Sniper said:

Along that train of thought, who gets their milk out of plastic bottle? Real men get their milk like this:

One of the perks of PA... raw milk... buy at the local farm 3 miles down the road. 

I know it’s frowned upon to clog up for sale posts. But do you have any porkroll for sale?

2 hours ago, Maksim said:

One of the perks of PA... raw milk... buy at the local farm 3 miles down the road. 

I dont understand how you can drink while lying on your back....

 

19 minutes ago, Zeke said:

I know it’s frowned upon to clog up for sale posts. But do you have any porkroll for sale?

out of stock at the moment.

 

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

I know it’s frowned upon to clog up for sale posts. But do you have any porkroll for sale?

Do you want it sliced, or are you a Loafer..........

11 minutes ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Do you want it sliced, or are you a Loafer..........

Well I have sharp knives, and an electric and the whole 10 thing. So I’ll take loafer for $100 Alex 

this whole thread is fucking terrible but also the best NJGF has to offer.