So what are your Valentines Day Plans...…...

 

We're gonna stay home, scrape corns off each other's feet and drink Thunderbird...…..

My boss scheduled my annual performance review for that morning, so I expect to have a few drinks that evening.

12 minutes ago, CMJeepster said:

My boss scheduled my annual performance review for that morning, so I expect to have a few drinks that evening.

I think I get what ya sayen 

work. eat pizza. sleep. I got no one. 

Been married 32 years.   We get each other a card and I got her flowers today.   Other than that, it's friday.

Going to see nathaniel rateliff in philly tomorrow at noon.  Then having early dinner there. 

1 hour ago, 1LtCAP said:

work. eat pizza. sleep. I got no one. 

Go down to the pound and get a rescue,,,,,,,,you won't be sorry.

7 hours ago, mustang69 said:

Been married 32 years.   We get each other a card and I got her flowers today.   Other than that, it's friday.

Yep.

Probably go out on Saturday ... because going anywhere today is going to be a circus. 

Valentine? Do I know him? What did he do to have a day?

 

 

 

A printable e card and some flowers. 

https://www.greetingsisland.com/cards/holidays/valentines-day/2

 

   11 hours ago,  1LtCAP said: 

work. eat pizza. sleep. I got no one. 

xXxplosive replied:  Go down to the pound and get a rescue,,,,,,,,you won't be sorry.

 

Wait, what?

Oh, you meant get a pet!   I thought The Pound was a bar and....oh, never mind.

OK guys, if you're really short of money here's another option for you. The 'how to do it' is towards the end:

 

When I read the original post in this thread, I shook my head sadly and thought: well, at least it started out so awful it can't get any worse.

Apparently, I was wrong. So very wrong. 

1 minute ago, Mrs. Peel said:

When I read the original post in this thread, I shook my head sadly and thought: well, at least it started out so awful it can't get any worse.

Apparently, I was wrong. So very wrong. 

Passionate, romantic... yeah

13 hours ago, 1LtCAP said:

work. eat pizza. sleep. I got no one. 

Well, there's always the first NASCAR truck race from Daytona tonight. You can watch a ton of equipment get tore up!

12 hours ago, mustang69 said:

Been married 32 years.   We get each other a card and I got her flowers today. 

I've got even more years of the ball and chain then you. Ha, actually, only kidding, it's actually the best it's ever been!! I'm a lucky guy.

Wifey will probably make her traditional heart shaped meatloaf tonight... but I guarantee, there WON'T be any fruit on it!!!! 

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

When I read the original post in this thread, I shook my head sadly and thought: well, at least it started out so awful it can't get any worse.

Apparently, I was wrong. So very wrong. 

Rest easy Emma. After all it was on national network TV originally, and again the Saturday before last Christmas.

One of the few videos I burst out laughing for. And the whole stylistic way they parodied the boy band video was a lot of the reason why.

Heart shaped meatloaf...……..really.

3 minutes ago, xXxplosive said:

Heart shaped meatloaf...……..really.

OK.... that's definitely a .

What's wrong with heart-shaped meatloaf? I think that's totes adorbs. And he clearly appreciates her. Even better. Well done!

You guys are so anti-Valentine's Day. It's actually sad. Open your hearts... embrace the romance, people!! 

Another holiday invented for retailers. 

33 minutes ago, xXxplosive said:

Heart shaped meatloaf...……..really.

waaayyyyy back when i used to work at a pizza joint, i made a heart shaped pizza for a customer.......driver got a fantastic tip.

38 minutes ago, xXxplosive said:

Heart shaped meatloaf...……..really.

Probably served with fruit 

Just now, fishnut said:

Probably served with fruit 

And nuts.

17 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

What's wrong with heart-shaped meatloaf? I think that's totes adorbs. And he clearly appreciates her. Even better. Well done!

You guys are so anti-Valentine's Day. It's actually sad. Open your hearts... embrace the romance, people!! 

I embrace romance, but I absolutely refuse to use the expression 'totes adorbs' in any context whatsoever.   Except in the preceding sentence.   But never again.

2 minutes ago, 10X said:

I embrace romance, but I absolutely refuse to use the expression 'totes adorbs' in any context whatsoever.   Except in the preceding sentence.   But never again.

Oh that’s @Mrs. Peel favorite sayen 

6 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

And nuts.

Balls

13 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

And nuts.

No, just made by a nut 

Apparently my contextual insights went a bit too far.

What the fuck is Valentine’s Day?

OK, now the crowd is just getting hostile!!! 

3 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

What the fuck is Valentine’s Day?

Something the talyor hammers made up