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Official Glock Photo Thread
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Daily humor thread
- The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
I’ve heard you Coast Guard guys like it rough.- Daily humor thread
- Daily humor thread
- Daily humor thread
- The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
I like my marriage....I’m not going there.- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
No ribs for you!- The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
Everybody loves to eat my meat.- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Bring it- Daily humor thread
- Daily humor thread
- Daily humor thread
- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
You should buy all she has, Zeke...- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Where’s YOUR mind, dude?! I was thinking of you being like a coffee table for our drinks. Pervert.- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Good thing Zeke has a flat head....we will have someplace to rest our drinks on while he’s on his knees...- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Crockpot of shit?- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
And what you lack in cooking skills you more than account for with your shit talking abilities. #sticktovelveetasoup- The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
I’d highly encourage you to try curing your own lox. It really IS easy, and delicious. The pork is tasty too...but I will admit, it’s not for everyone. I like to try new things, so this was a cool experiment for me. Mrs Tex won’t eat it either!- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Paper straws, of course.- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
And I’ll bring plenty of straws for everyone to drink your pork soup.- The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
Back to the dry cured pork tenderloin.... It looks exactly like it’s supposed to. Sliced it thin, it’s not overly salty. Nice, mellow porky flavor. Delicious!! This would be excellent used in recipes like you would dried beef. Very, very tasty. We’ll know in a day or so if I die of botulism poisoning!! Lol! I told Mrs Tex to take it into the emergency room with me, if needed, for evidence!- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
I’ll be nice and bring knee pads for you. You’ll need ‘em.- Daily humor thread
- Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit
Ha!! You wish! REAL bbq will ALWAYS prevail over boiled meat soup. - The ‘OFFICIAL’ Displaced Texan’s cured meat thread.
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