Displaced Texan

Don’t get me started on the TSA....I have so many TSA FAIL stories from my travels, it’s downright scary.

No idea about Texas Chinese food. Hell, I didn’t even have a kolache. We had Tex-Mex a few times, steak once, and a farm to table place in Georgetown Tx. Good eats.

Well done, hillbilly!!! Just got back from Texas and didn’t have bbq once. Plenty of Tex-Mex though.

Hahaha! I think you’re my new best friend!!

Talent??!!! How much talent does it take to throw meat and sauce in a crockpot? An untrained monkey can do that. Oh, wait....yeah, that explains it.

Eat it with a soup spoon, and crackers.

I don’t HAVE to go to Texas to get good bbq. I can do that at home. It’s simply a perk of being back in Texas.

Fair point, hillbilly! Carry on smartly! In @Zeke ‘s reality of ‘bbq’, he’ll need plenty of spoons. He’s making meat soup.

I’ll allow this. Carry on! While I have no doubt that ribs (or pork chops) boiled in liquid taste ok, in NO way does it constitute REAL bbq. I’ll allow this. Carry on! While I have no doubt that ribs (or pork chops) boiled in liquid taste ok, in NO way does it constitute REAL bbq. For a Yankee, at least BH knows bbq. Not surprisingly, Zeke doesn’t have a clue.

I’m headed to Texas tomorrow for a few days....I’m going to have to get some REAL bbq ribs while I’m there. You ‘boiled rib’ weenies need to be shown what true bbq is all about!

Mmm I love short ribs!

You sir, are doing it right!!

I saw it a couple of years ago on the PA Turnpike when I was driving to Pittsburg.

No offense taken, as long as you don’t do one or both of these two things. 1) Put pineapple on your pizza. Seriously, I LOVE pineapple, but who the hell decided it was a proper pizza topping?! 2) Boil ribs in bbq sauce in your crock pot. There is too much wrong with that to list.

BURP!!!!! That was delicious!! Obviously, would have been better fresh out of their oven, but that was a lovely trip down memory lane!!

Clam pizza fresh out of the oven. Ignore my sheet pan...I can’t fond my pizza stone....