Displaced Texan

Unfortunately, I've never partied with either a midget or a donkey (or a combination of the two). It's on my bucket list, though. Lol.

It would add an interesting twist to the story, that's for sure I cannot speak out of personal experience of what degree the donkey would have added to the carnage...

Even Mrs. Peel is understandably perplexed about the lack of a donkey at this party....

What?? The midget didn't bring a donkey? What kind of party is that??!!

Agreed. If they come out with one, I'm all over it. Been wanting an MSAR for years but avoided it because of lack of parts.

Yeah, don't do that...

I think I might have to have that....

Zeeker you need to make the end of your mancation epic!! We are counting on you!!

Yeah, wasn't feeling it with the IV going...those things make my skin crawl. Those beds could be interesting though. Lol

Ranch was awesome. Hospital sucked, except for pretty nurses. Wife came up and hung out with me for most of the weekend. Nice to have quality time with her, even if it was in a hospital watching bad TV . Ole Zeeker had to find better entertainment than that!

Lol, yeah, life moves fast sometimes. March 17th I went to the ranch, returned March 22. Saw a huge bobcat and missed a shot at a coyote. March 23rd, I woke up to the left side of my face swollen like a balloon. Staph infection in my sinus cavity. Been there, done that. Spent last Thursday to Monday in the hospital getting IV antibiotics. Wednesday I drove to Fredrick Md on a business trip. Took a customer and a colleague out to the Kilt. Still here. Now, you're caught up!! Lol

Lol@ dead fish. We threw minnows down the car hvac vents of a guy we hated in high school. I don't think he ever figured out where that smell came from.

Yeah, I'm alive. Got out of the hospital on Monday and am back among the living. Bastards at the office already sent me on a trip... Yes, I am familiar with non sequitor. Comic from the 90's as I recall. I was a Far Side man myself. Calvin and Hobbes too..

Sounds like you have the essentials covered.

I'm at the Tilted Kilt in Fredrick, Md. Come in down, Zeeker, and the rest of you guys, I'm buying!!!

Awww you bast*rds ain't right!! And I thought we were friends! Lol

"There was something in the air tonight...the stars were bright...Fernando!!!"

Bahahahaha!! Hell, if I could have, I would have done the same thing!!

ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey?

I'd hang out with you Zeeker, but I'm a bit out of commission at the moment.

That ain't right...

Lol@ Zeeker!!! That's what I'm gonna call you from now on!!

How close of a cousin?? Lmao

That sounds like a good time!!

I enjoy a good cigar from time to time. Maybe 2-3x a year. With really GOOD bourbon.....