NicePants

I don't know about you, but I'm sensing a very thick layer of sarcasm in that post.

Surprising? ...Not really. I think we all knew those guys were assholes. :ph34r:

I'll admit I goofed after my last post. I skimmed over and didn't see that there was a 50 yard portion to the range (which is a godsend considering all the indoor ranges up here are only 25~ and the outdoor ranges that aren't a lightyear away require membership). From the pics, the place looks great and roomy, and the 1+2 for ports is a great bonus because I usually have at least 2 newbie friends that want to tag along when I go shooting. Honestly, I was expecting another cramped up bullethole. Considering it's about 10 minutes away and that GFH is running the place, I'll be happy to pay the extra cash so I don't have to drive 1.5 hours to shoot at greater than 25 yards. Membership is still expensive for me, but I'll still give the place a shot (teehee).

Jesus Christ. Eff that. There better be free sex included if I'm going to spend that much for membership to an indoor range (not to mention you have to still pay for the damn range time unless you pay them $2500 a year). And those regular range rates... Yeah, no thanks.

Best one I've seen all day.

I wish that was real. lol

Way too obvious. I still laughed though.

Done and done.

I honestly don't get how people can be so bad at it. At the bullethole, the walls and ceiling are all shot up. Unless you literally just injected a quart of five hour energy into your eyeballs, you really shouldn't have any trouble putting holes into the target at an indoor 23~ yard range.

WHY ARE WE TO FEAR THE COLD OF WINTER WHEN THE FIRES OF LIBERTY SHALL WARM OUR HEARTS? I'd rather be colder and free than warmer while shoulder deep in poo. Then again, I don't like shoveling snow...

That's pretty cool. Still out of my price range, but cool!

I now have a goal to strive for. My destiny lies in New Hampshire.

Holy hell, what did I just read?

I'd love to grow a beard, but mine comes in patchy as all hell. Meanwhile my brother who is four years younger than me looks like he's part werewolf.

Do they still have a facebook page? Because I want to tell them, despite not being a Delaware resident, exactly where they should stick that letter.

I go outside and slam my face repeatedly against the sharpest rock I can find.

He's just trying to save face due to his continually dropping approval rating. He's pretty much shot himself in the foot for any presidential chances already though.

Oh god, I hate that so much. So many douches online. There was some guy on armslist charging $800 for a Ruger 10/22 with a 525 brick and a scope (the scope was nowhere near good enough to warrant the price, and it was a STANDARD 10/22. Not to mention some of the absolutely outrageous prices I've seen for .22LR.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to afford an M&P15 Sport in a few months. ...Maybe.

Have I died and gone to another dimension where people actually teach children about history? Last I checked, they were telling all the kids that it was because people wanted cheap tea.

Btw, where did you find a golden boy? I've been looking for one, but the people with used ones want my firstborn child for it.

Man, then I've got a S&W Model 10 with so much character, it makes The Walking Dead look like Tom and Jerry.

I found one too.

Damn, it's ruined forever. The only place left for it now is the junkpile. Tell you what, I'll give you $10 and make sure it is properly disposed of.

Please, stamp a serial number into my arm while you're at it. Maybe if we're nice they'll give us a piece of bread and some water before they gas us.