Silent Service

Gonna get a self stickred light to mount over the dial.

Thats what I usually do, but guess what? yup, missed setting the number or thought i set the number.

Forward me the address of that Hot Tub. Sounds like a place for Bill.

Haha, I was wondering when that was gonna be asked! What this chick look like? She looked GREAT! Not one # 8 shot to be found blemishing her wackadoodle skull! Sadly, I did want to check her out to try and understand Bill's compulsion. She was no Megan Fox, but she wasn't Rosie either. What's JPD?

Down shitz creek in a rubber raft with a slow leak approaching the rapids and alligators. Did I mention the snakes?

That would be the classic "Bill" Clinton line. I think he coulda pulled it off.

Bill coped a bad feel, now he's bopping his own baloney. Don't feel bad, the dumb a** did to himself.

Bills quest for Happy Endings is what led to his unhappy ending, and almost mine.

HAHA, yeah Bills sac is in the vise now.

See my other post about how I think he should've handled it. I'm not trained in police work, but this guy walked right up to this unknown potentially armed individual. I can't stand the us/them crap either. I can understand a police officers apprehension when entering a situation and that they are probally amped up when they get there, but I've witnessed this towns police treat non threatening helpful citizens very disrespectfully. I treat every police officer with respect and professionalism, always have, always will. Let me know what you think about the other post where I sorta break down the police officers approach.

Bill wishes I took it to defcon 1 and had an accidental discharge. Apparently that seems to be his problem too!

Whats the saying? "Better to be judged by a group of 12 than carried by a group of 6". Not sure if thats right, but pretty close. I also would have a hard time carrying my family member, especially a child when I had the opportunity to prevent that. Heck, 10 years, free medical, food, library privleges, gym, conjugal visits. Hmm, maybe Bill should get himself locked up for a bit.

I didnt want to turn on the lights because I did not know if the perp had moved on to my place and I did not want to give away my location. Also to preserve that night vision. Thanks for the positive comment, but I'm not really very smart, handsome (tic), but not very smart. I guess watching all those dumb azz horror movies where the zombie creeps up from behind while the good guy looks the other way is sorta engrained in my mind. I can hear the kids screaming "LOOK BEHIND YOU, LOOK BEHIND YOU" CHOMP.

The crazy thing is the girlfriend ends up going into the house to talk with Bills wife (oh too, too, bad Billy Boy!). After Bills wife came out when the cop arrived, I left, put away the weapon, climbed back in bed then my wife said the girlfriend and wifey were talking inside the house. I start to wonder "What if this crazy ho's got a gun?", "What if she "Loves" Bill and is here to take down the roadblock?", so I called my sister in law and asked her if she was safe which she replied "yes". Yeah about stowing the weapon. Learned that on this forum.

I know that all too well now. Although the added time gave me time to think about the situation. I probally burned 3 minutes getting to and opening the safe. In this situation, that added time was ok. If Hop Head Harry was in my foyer, yeah I was relugated to putting a pencil in his ear.

Thanks for the positive comment. Seems that the laws protect the criminals. I am glad I am not a police officer and have to deal with that BS every day. I don't know how they do it and I give them alot of credit for a tough job. I was trying to figure out how to get the perp moving away from my sister in laws house or get him to remain at the front door till the police arrived. I would have retreated into my home if the perp approached within a distance that made me feel threatened. If the person entered my home, I would lead them to my sound proof plastic lined room, bust the 3 rounds in em, bag em, and feed them to the crabs. Whoops, I digressed, just kidding, but we do have new furniture in the front living room.

Thanks. Hope I don't need to experience this again, but my cinical side tells me otherwise.

This event just happened to me and my family. It's 2:40 AM, I'm asleep, my next door neighbor calls, (who just happens to be my sister in-law), and says there is someone on the front porch ringing her door bell. Her husband is out of town. GREAT. I tell her to call the police. I get up to go see who's standing on the front porch. Did not get the 870 out yet. My thought is it is a crazed crack head looking for some $. Lots of robberies in this area. We live in a rural area and our houses are about 30-40 yards apart. It's dark and I can't see from my side window who it is. My spot light and guns are in the cellar. The phone rings again, she says they are now banging on the door. (should've told her to turn on the light.) She's very scared. I'm scared thinking about how to stay out of jail. I tell her that I'm getting my gun out and to remain calm. (Should've told her to get in the room with her kid and lock the door.) Go to gun safe, (Dial combo model, my preset dialing was off, shoulda got electronic). Had to try 3 times to get safe open. (Will be buying a small electronic combo tactical safe, make that two. one for tactical shotgun in cellar and one for a hand gun in the bedroom). I don't own a hand gun, yet. I do not turn on any lights. trying to keep element of surprise and my night vision. We have night lights throughout the house. Used flash light to dial combo. (Need red light mounted above dial). Get the 870 out and load (3) 2-3/4" shells, (3-1/2's hurt my shoulder). Gun on safety. Go upstairs. Look through windows as best as possible to right and left. Is this a setup to draw me out? Unlock front door, step out with 870 and spot light, looking to the left in the direction of the person banging on my sister inlaws door. Shine spot light, (Bright LED type, excellent light), on the person approx 30 yards Not a very large person. I call out, "What are you doing !" Reply's, "I'm looking for Bill". (My brother inlaws name, at least for this post). I realize its a female at this point. I look behind me during this dialog. Trying to determine if there is someone sneaking up from behind. I reply, "Identify yourself !" Whaaatt? I didn't stutter or whisper the first time. I reply again, "IDENTIFY YOURSELF, WHO ARE YOU !" She reply's, "I'm Bills girlfriend". "UUGGHH!" I go in my mind, but I do not let my guard down. I'm still concerned about my flank and I keep checking it. Cops still have yet to show. I call out again, "What do you want?" "I'm looking for Bill." At this point I'm trying to keep this person where they are unti the cops show up. I see lights coming down the road so I put the 870 inside the doorway and continue to spot light the girl. The cop pulls up, gets out, starts to walk towards the front porch with his dinky flashlight, I call out " Do you see her officer?", He reply's "yes". I move off my porch towards them , (still spot lighting her). The cop says, "Why are you shining the light on her?" By this time he is 10 feet from her and I'm about 25 feet away. I'm thinking, what the fugg kind of comment is this? This guy knows who I am! I want to say "Because it's dark out and your piece of shit light sucks". But I say, "There's a strange person banging on my sisiter in laws front door at 2:40 AM and I want to know who it is." He was talking to me like I was the one doing something wrong! He begins to ask her what she's doing, she starts to explain. My sister in law opens the door, the girl starts to explain again. I go home, thinking where's Bill?, I got three rounds to unload. I take the 870 back to the safe, eject the three shells and put it away. This was a serious, serious, situation that I hope I never have to get into again.

From a friends phone.

I thought a expungement removed the past criminal background? What good is an expungement if your prior background gets you denied?

I would do that with my Harley.