Handyman

Sometimes I pet my crank, but I've never had to take it for a walk. Am I doing it wrong?

There used to be a group that met at the high school in Basking Ridge. And remember - no undies under the kilt.

I'd wager that most of the folks you hang with are democrats, without regard to profession.

Yeah, that was not well thought out. Hopefully no one was in there dropping a deuce.

There's a big difference between those professions. Engineers are grounded in reality and make things actually happen. Architects, by and large, are a bunch of artistic fruitcakes. They create problems for others (namely, engineers) to solve. In these respects, engineers are very much like republicans and architects are like democrats.

Architects are a bunch of priggish dilettantes.

I'm wondering when you pick out a dog to eat, does the breed make a big difference? Do people stand there and think, "I just had schnauzer last night. Maybe tonight I'll have golden retriever for a change." Chihuahua tacos on Tuesdays?

If you want to go vegan, it's for you...

At least now I'm not worried about starving if the stores are empty during a coronavirus epidemic. Turns out you can apparently just jam a stick up a cat's keister and cook it with a blowtorch.

What less would you expect form a society where people smoke 7 cigarettes at a time?

Did you see they were just getting ready to club the cat to death when they moved out of frame?

Next time PETA aggravates me, I'm sending them the link. It'll be like "Rickrolling" except with meat.

Sperm in a vag?

I used to get a pretty good buzz off that smoke.

Yikes, that is like something from a horror movie. I think I even saw a "batsicle." Just think, this will be us in 10 years under socialism.

I can't believe you're such a racist.

The only reason I ever went to that site was to read and participate in the comments. Unfortunately, online fora are all in for liberal "cancel culture" now. NJ.com was one of several sites that I participated in fairly regularly and often espoused unpopular viewpoints. (Nothing as vehement as I would do here; I can be surprisingly genteel when the need arises.) My comments would generally garner a large number of responses, both favorable and less than favorable. One day I noticed that my comments were getting no replies. I thought that was odd. I logged out and back in and could still post comments. Finally I logged out and looked and noticed my comments were invisible to everyone except me. They didn't have the stones to delete my account. They just "canceled" me. Liberals are inherently intolerant and bereft of reason. They thought that the majority of the populations were a bunch of simpletons that could be won over by rhetoric. The time for talking is coming to a close.

In Jersey they would have killed her.

Passaic River Tuna

There goes that "truth" thing again.

Don't wait for me, hoss - I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have significant debt and my 401k is doing freaking awesome, so as far as I am concerned the economy is dandy.

Can't the economy be strong, and can't people make stupid financial decisions, and can't these two things operate independently of one another?

We can pretty much end the thread right here.