Handyman

Nah, you just get a dupe before you move out of state and surrender that.

I carry. I just figure if I ever need to zap someone, I'm not going to be sticking around until the cops show up. They can sort it out with the dude smoking on the pavement.

We should start training attack hogs. Boars are pretty nasty...

Makes you wonder how many people were in on it. People sign in and sign out, camera showing who is walking where at what time, guards not making rounds. There's a lot of people in the know.

Girly-man.

I'm sure they will spend an f-load of money cooking this nothing burger.

I never expect big results when someone investigates themself.

What a wanker.

May heaven bless all your efforts, and may you give the government of New Jersey a fonging from which they never recover.

Well, if your neighbors are snowbirds, you just run a couple extension cords over from their place to plug in your space heaters. I have found this can be very economical.

Ebeneezer Scrooge was an accountant, not a coal-monger.

I was thinking the one on the left looks like Ocasio-Cortez.

Ain't that the truth! +10000

I like being probed. Just the other day I went for a check up and the guy stuck a finger up my butt. I'm pretty loyal to him, but my wife thinks I should find a new dentist.

Since he owes me $200 million, could you send that to me and just send him the other $350 million?

Sore loser. Not to say all the rest aren't losers, too. Even the winner will be a loser.

It's cool. I just sent him my bank account info to help him move $200 million out of Uganda.

Bloody hell, govn'ers. It's Merry Olde England. Who needs a knife? I'd carry around one of these things:

16 hours of lost love, broken down pickup trucks and dead dogs? I'd need a bottle of whiskey on hand.

It's like a goldfish brain.

All dudes? Spot on.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was getting Clintonized. Probably with arsenic.

I'd trying smoking some and see if you get a good buzz.

Hill Street Blues was awesome. Still catch it on the oldies channel every once in while. Gotta love Mick Belker.

Just take it.