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I bet the little demon mouse was just there to lay eggs. Thousands and thousands of eggs.

Some people just really hate garlic.

Before the stuffing of the onion? Then what do you do, cook it again?

Better get some medicine on hand that treats trichinosis.

Swell. Friggin pricks give me a defective plate and then charge me to replace it.

I hope you mean the 1850's. Here's an unrelated question that I think I know the answer to. If you have an old NJ license plate that is becoming unreadable due to the yellow lamination coming off do you have to buy a new set? Can you just swap them out?

Wasn't Barack president when this thread came out?

I keep a picture of Hillary in my wallet in case of emergency. If that doesn't give you a soft-on, nothing will.

Only reason a guy like me takes Viagra is so I don't accidentally roll out of bed in the middle of the night.

I heard if you stick in a butt plug it creates a vacuum that won't let the puke come out the other end. At least, that's what Zeke told me.

The IceMan has seen better days, too.

Holy placebo, Batman!

I recommend a sixer of Schlitz and a box of Yodels.

Wet basement is a friggin nightmare. You can sink an almost endless amount of money into it with no guarantee of a fix.

Dude was wearing all that tac gear and no life vest? He woulda sunk like a rock.

I feel qualified. I've used electricity fairly extensively in my life. Using a bidet is a gateway to things like this. Just say no. Slippery slope.

You'd better watch out for polished anus syndrome. It's a thing. Look it up.

Blue hair? Devil? Sounds like Rapinoe.

WTF??? Please let me know what time I can stop by to confiscate your man-card.

San Francisco. It was once a really beautiful place, but when you have dems running the show long enough you'll always hit a tipping point.

Decades of democrat social policy have shaped this state. It doesn't work in Camden, Paterson, Trenton, Newark or Venezuela. Everyplace that democrats are in control degenerates into a crap hole. Sometimes literally, like San Francisco. But you people are still all in. This is liberalism:

100% this. Not only would it be expensive, most psych people are nuts themselves.

107k and it needs all that work? That's either a piece of junk or your beating it like a rented mule.