Handyman

Just give ‘em a stick to bite on.

Red Cross used to have a ton of first aid classes at all different kinds of levels. Take CPR and basic first aid if you can find it.

We probably already killed our next 10 Einsteins when hapless women go to planned parenthood and have an eggbeater jammed up their undercarriage. Probably knocked of a few Martin Luther Kings, too.

Allow me to devastatingly refute your argument using the same brand of "logic" that you do: Yes, it is. Q.E.D.

Murphy and Goober, you are next!

Perhaps you could elaborate with something beyond your personal conjecture?

Mostly because folks are simple minded. Another contributing factor is that a large segment of the population depends heavily on emotion rather than logic.

Censorship in a supposed democracy. Great.

F***! It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop dropping acid. I want my weed!

Yeah, you'll find with about 10 minutes of investigation that all these "loopholes" liberals like to talk about don't really exist.

I'm done with them.

Crikey! She's got Ocasio teeth!

Zeke is just like the Mobile leprechaun

I'm just glad that as of next week, I'll be able to add smoking a joint to my usual pre-shooting six pack. Anyone want to meet me at the range? I bought a new black-market 50 caliber ghost gun with a shoulder thing that goes up and a bunch of extra clips.

Blaze on!

Please. We can't let the fact that other people are busybodies interfere with our freedom. For example, just the other day I bought a crate of ghost guns using the gun show loophole. I sold them to a bunch of crack whores and skin heads that live down the street. I'm using the profits to score some weed (as soon as it's legal).

Nah, not with any dedication. Caught a bunch of shows, though.

I'm hoping it stays cool, because I have forced hot air and I'm going to pack reefer around the burner to celebrate. It's gonna be like I was back touring with the Dead.

Usually your auto insurance, but for repeated visits they will want to clear it.

Screw the inner cities. They are all in on the progressive agenda. Let them shit where they eat.

I didn't know this was a thing. I always heard starting an engine was the most wear and tear. Won't this burn out starters faster?

Clearly given the number of casings, one or two of them would have hit that post and come to rest in frame. But? Nada. That’s really odd.