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As well you should. We've all been there.

I try to leave as much DNA around as I can. But I try to do it in a more entertaining fashion than scraping my cheek with a qtip.

Did the mailman have red hair?

They'll be taxing farts before they are done. They are already going after the cows.

Yup. Middle of nowhere.

I dunno. Most of the people he wanted to shoot, we wouldn't miss...

Jim Flynn's Truck Repair. Guns and trucks. "Nuff said.

Dicta? Is that like a dickfur?

I'd proceed very carefully. If you release this and then go into shooting someday, you will have some deep regrets to deal with. Like others have said, stick it back in storage and think about it a good long time. Do you have a kid that might want it some day? This is going to end up like when a kid's mom throws out his baseball cards and he loses a rookie Babe Ruth.

Most of the times I got married, it was the father of the bride-to-be holding the gun.

There's very little hassle to owning a long gun. Go to your police department and get a FID. You should shoot this thing before you get rid of it. You might find it is a lot of fun and not want to part with it. Someone on here could meet you at a range.

Ay carrumba. So my take home message is that I can rob pretty much whatever the fuck I want, as long as I have a change of clothes with me I'm good to go. Got it! What a country we live in.

Is this true? That would be utterly moronic.

From the article: Power cablesEdit An electrical power cable may be connected to a ground-based supply, such as an electric generator. At low altitudes this can avoid carrying heavy batteries and was used by the experimental Petróczy-Kármán-Žurovec PKZ-1 observation helicopter of 1917. However such a craft must remain tethered to a ground facility, and the higher it flies, the heavier the weight of cable it must lift with it. That's one big cable you'll need to get from EWR to Orlando.

It's a little scratched up on the bottom from the long drag.

Electric car engines don't roar, they whine. Just like their owners.

What's the point - that a Tesla is a status symbol? I'm not sure anyone would disagree.

I think once the adrenaline is pumping and someone starts shooting, the NYC coppers have a tendency to all line up and do a mag dump. That's how Amadou Diallo got lit up.

I wouldn't worry about the range. You just need to pull a trailer with a Harbor Freight genny and keep the sonumabatch plugged in.

Could be. I thought it was because you had really big jimmies.

I dunno, Griz seems to handle things without getting his jimmies rustled.

Better yet, why did you even come in the first place?

I'm hoping we have a plan to blow the bridges and tunnels.

They are always testing to see what they can get away with. They’ll try again in two years.