Handyman

Asking about the best town in NJ is like asking about the cleanest restroom stall in a Turnpike rest stop.

It's probably like an NJ permit - takes 6 months to get and is based on some dope's discretion.

As long as you didn't beat it, it's ok.

If you did a taste test between the tap and bottled versions you would not even know they are the same beer. It's a bigger difference that Guinness tap and bottled.

Docs don't get kickbacks for meds. They get kickbacks for referrals - to labs, imaging centers, other providers, etc. Your buddy's happy pills are not lining anyone's pocket. And you don't get SSRIs by telling a doc you are angry. Something is bad with his story.

On tap it is rock-star awesome. Bottled, sadly it tastes like howler monkey urine.

In Massachusetts they can usually extract the stool sample from people's ears.

You know in a really bad case they can always do a turd transplant to get the good bacteria back. I think I would do that before yogurt.

Cowboy up and drink it. Properly pasturized milk that remains sealed and refrigerated will keep a long time. Expiration dates are for wimps* (*except maybe on chicken.)

Lot's of gray market stuff. If you like warranties be careful.

+1 this. An accident is when you drop your gun, it goes off and shoots someone. You are cleaning your gun, it goes off and you shoot someone. You pick up a gun, point it at someone and pull the trigger? No accident there. This guy is lucky in his occupation. A civvie would be Bubba's roommate by now. Instead he is retired (presumably full pension, which hopefully the civil suit takes a huge bite out of) and will be on probation.

Do you have problems with smaller critters like squirrels and the like?

Great topic. Someone let me know when it lands in the first amendment lounge.

Same here. They just ban your profile name, so you can keep signing up with the same email.

Windows 3.1?? You're gonna need help from Barney Rubble to keep that sucker running.

Sounds like we need legislation requiring that "Beano" be added to cattle feed.

That is the big issue - it is probably just part of a natural geologic cycle. I don't have time to find a reference, but I recall hearing that when Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines went off a while back it put more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere in a single eruption than mankind has contributed in the entirety of human history. Mankind likes to think it is hot stuff, but we are a drop in the bucket.

I am going to refrain on commenting on BMW owners until this thread lands in the litterbox...

Try a different browser.

Sure - didn't you hear? North Korea just upgraded their mainframe from Vic20 to Commodore 64. I heard they are eyeing the TRS-80 next.

He's at it again. First Sony, now us...

One of the commission members is the fire chief? I would expect him to be eminently qualified...

I heard if you want to see the White House, you can just hop the fence and walk right in these days....

So go back to ShopRite, but the exact same bulb, save the packaging and the reciept, and return the bad one in a couple weeks. No big deal...

Over 100,000 and overwhemingly NO