Handyman

If you got a horse to pull it, you could probably register it as a chariot.

Inserting obligatory Snakes on a Plane reference:

Better sell them quick. It will only be a matter of time before wearing shirts like these will be a disorderly persons offense for making people uncomfortable.

I have an old clunker running into the sump pit. Probably uses more electricity than everything else in the house, but it keeps chugging. I think it is a Sears/Kenmore. It makes a huge difference in air quality.

Glad you are all willing to have your insurance rates go up! Whatever happened to the Uncle Joe Biden warning shotgun blast?!?!?!?

Kane, think long and hard. I was a Hoosier once. You would be happier living in Gary than here.

Can you have more gravel dumped and rent a bobcat for a day?

That is the big issue here. Most people who have the misfortune to cross our state borders probably operate under the assumption that they can enjoy the same freedoms here as elsewhere. Sure, NJ is filthy and corrupt, but firearms protections are in the federal Constitution and should hold across state lines. I am incensed that my tax dollars are being spent to incarcerate this woman while MS-13 runs all over the place shooting up Newark. The biggest rule she broke is this: never talk to cops (at least while they are in their professional capacity).

I can say that I have probably broken most of them in the days of my youth (well beyond the statute of limitations). Some due to ignorance, some due to not caring. My actions would have been legal in most other states. No one knew, know was was harmed and NJ did not become the Wild West.

There is no way they are not going to discover this stuff causes cancer or pulmonary fibrosis or something cool like that...

Maybe she would be less sympathetic if she realized how many dinosaurs were gun owners...

I order a case of ammo when they offer free shipping. If it shows up in a month or two, fine by me. They are still faster than getting a P2P in NJ. They ship firearms very quickly (in my experience)...

I generally agree, except if you are headed to NY. Festering stink-hole.

Making something more expensive will grow it? I missed that one in marketing class...

It is hard to remember that there was a time before race riots, illegal aliens and utterly lawless politicians. Good luck, Lorenzo - many of us will follow when we get the chance.

Hopefully he saw the light and is working on the divorce.

LOL. I remember seeing the original on TV a gazillion times on an 11inch black and white set with an antenna. How times have changed. I still don't know what is up with Tom Kean's accent...

I'm not telling anybody where to live. If you want to go make your habitation 9th Street in Camden, have at it. This guy is an adult and I expect that he will take advice from strangers on the internet with a grain of salt. My concern is to help a fellow human being. He is probably considering that a move to NJ will entail some minor inconveniences. It is much more a life-altering event for reasons aside from firearms. For example, one of the towns he is looking at - Edison - has (arguably) the most corrupt police force in NJ. I am a life-long resident of this state which has increasingly become a cesspit. Take my advice, or not; I will sleep fine tonight either way.

So say you were from elsewhere thinking about moving here. Do you want the "rosy-colored glasses" picture, or the real facts so you can make an educated decision? Say an acquaintance from out of state called you and said they were committed to moving to Camden - what would you say? The only people not coming up with a serious exit plan from this politically and financially bankrupt state either have insurmountable commitments or stark raving madness. Growing up in NJ is painful. I cannot even conceive moving from a state where I had tasted freedom only to come here and have it stripped away. This poor guy is trapped in a bad situation and should seriously consider a way to extricate himself from it. If the moderators choose to create a "Why not to move to NJ" sticky thread, I would be happy to confine my comments to it.

Dr. Mully - guns aside, almost every aspect of your life is about to become worse by moving to NJ. Please think carefully.

Good advice for anyone...

Gah! All that poor ammo wasted!!!!

Gah, I wouldn't wish that on an enemy. Silly-assed game.

I know it should not be possible, but why do I have a feeling that the magazine ban is part of some backroom trade for the pension payment cut?

Tell you best "friend" to get ready to take up fishing.