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You tell her how much you spend????? Are you new at this or something?

I recalled reading somewhere that a single fairly recent volcanic eruption - maybe Mt. Pinatubo? - had contributed more greenhouse gas to the environment than that created by man in the entirety of human history. Mother Nature is a b**** and she does not even notice us. About every 500 million year there has been an event which basically sterilizes the surface of the earth and life evolves anew from the ocean. We are probably overdue.

LOL! Please send the url - I will have one on my car by Monday!

You must have missed it. Now we elect them to high office instead.

Ah, blessed karma. Cops and progressives usually say to comply and not resist when confronted. Maybe they will change their minds about self-defense if people start getting shot at while complying.

Isn't it against the law to threaten our government leaders like this?

Requirements are a pulse, an opposable thumb and a poor self-preservation instinct.

Anyone that disposes of firearms that the government does not know they possess is, in my opinion, stark raving mad. This is not intended to be legal advice. Best wishes.

You could have two in the chest in Newark and they would not see a need. As far as the legislature is concerned, you are a walking meat-sack.

The guy is too lazy to go out and drive around? Pretty sad. I would think in a year he could hit every street in most normal sized towns.

I am going to begin a documented program of daily wasp surveillance in my house. I hope that if I ever shoot an intruder with the stuff he twitches and curls up like the wasps do.

Dang - beaten by a minute!

But doesn't the can have a label saying "using this product in manner inconsistent with label instructions is a violation of federal law"? I'm sure Eric Holder would have nothing better to do than to prosecute.

What have the Giants or Eagles done for any of you except take your money?

"It's a Wonderful Life" was on last night. I was astonished it was in B & W. I love the scene where George punches the cop and the cop pulls out his sidearm and blasts like 5 shots down a crowded main street. Simpler times...

Does this have something to do with the saying "pushing up daisies"?

Next we will be phasing in paper-mache and nerf bullets.

Yer old! I Love Lucy Christmas Special was just on. Life was so much better before CGI... sigh...

Two dozen states ban lead bullets? Is that true? I hope the libs realize that lead is a naturally occurring substance. Maybe after the military stops using lead bullets they will become cheaply available for all the rest of us.

+1 this. Instead of blowing up the car, I thought about a couple shotgun shells buried in the driver seat with a remote detonator. If you do not kill the oxygen thief, you can probably still keep him from breeding.

I am just going to order from Amazon and never leave the house again.

Not until we get rid of the predatory dirtbags in the Statehouse.

+1 above. Treat a loaded torsion spring like a loaded firearm. It doesn't look like much but it has enough stored energy to remove body parts in a hurry.

Yuengling. Out of the tap, it is one of my favorite beers. In a bottle, the taste ranges from mediocre to bad. I do not have anything close to a refined palate, but of all the beers I have had, the keg/bottle contrast is most stark with Yuengling.

Yeah, but do we really want this? Where do we want them to relocate to? Cherry Hill, Livingston and Rumson? I would argue it is better to have an area that is a readily-identifiable cesspit. Normal people will know not to go anywhere near it. The animals that live there can kill each other all they want. Like on maps before the discovery of the New World, "Here there be monsters." If you can't kill a cancer, at least try to contain it.