Maks you say you cannot give yourself unbiased advice. What if you are schizophrenic?

 

 

What scares me is that you know how to spell that.. let me put that in English..

skitsafrenia..

Joe has a good therapist

 

I'll say. One of his other personalities is a psychiatrist. He treats himself!

Well you know you gotta have multiple personalities if you live by yourself with a fat cat!!

His other personality is a hooker, he, well you get the idea

Well you know you gotta have multiple personalities if you live by yourself with a fat cat!!

 

My wife doesn't have multiple personalities, even tho she lives by herself with a fat cat!

I'm not even going to comment on that one Chad. For once you shut me up!

Yanno, I thought this thread would go down in flames....I'm glad to see people venting. See? Even shooting doesn't relive all stress.

Yanno, I thought this thread would go down in flames....I'm glad to see people venting. See? Even shooting doesn't relive all stress.

No way, and now it is a pick on Joe thread, Matt actually got a reprieve.

Yanno, I thought this thread would go down in flames....I'm glad to see people venting. See? Even shooting doesn't relive all stress.

No way, and now it is a pick on Joe thread, Matt actually got a reprieve.

 

:clap:

 

wooooo hoooooo

Calm down princess...don't get over zealous. There are plenty of other pick on Matt threads.

I do treat myself but the self billing is brutal.

 

Matt how do you know I have a fat cat?

I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this but I hate

 

Cats!

I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this but I hate

 

Cats!

 

+1

I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this but I hate

 

Cats!

 

Back where I'm from, it was completely legal to shoot trespassing cats as they were considered feral. If they didn't have a collar, they were fair game.

 

If they had a collar, we'd leave 'em alone. Never saw many that were pets. Without a collar there was no caliber limit and considering my step dad was a gun dealer and the shop was rural...well, we got creative.

 

I wouldn't shoot someone's pet, these animals were wild, nasty scraggly beasts that ate all the songbirds.

I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this but I hate

 

Cats!

 

+1

 

+10000

Well you guys are having too much fun.

 

Here is a few of mine. I had thought to hold back on a few because I never know who I am offending these days and some just might, even in this group. But lets just say I don't actually know you guys well enough to think that any of this applies to you.

 

When I tell people something like "some Jacka++ was kicking the back of my chair on the train home." they say, "Dude, you were in Iraq, and THIS bother's you?" Hey M'F'er, This isn't Iraq, uncross your damed legs and sit like an adult.

 

People that immediately ask "Are you OKAY?!" over and over actually expecting a response when they see you get injured. Give me a second and I can figure out the pain scale, then I can give you enough information for you to continue to be useless in helping.

 

Idiots that tell you "Don't lift with your back," when in fact you are not. +1 When said by a person that never lifts a damned thing.

 

People that say "You were in Iraq? What was that like?" and give me 20 seconds before reciting everything they heard and believe is true based on television news.

 

People that say things like "We rolled into Iraq and kicked Saddam's ass!" When in fact they have never worn a uniform or even done a sit up. Don't get me wrong, I know when someone means 'we' as in the country, but there are just enough of the type that followed along on CNN and Fox that act like they were there with me.

 

The same person as above that think their support of the war means that I agree with everything they say about everything and start debates with others looking for me to back them. What you think I believe and what I actually believe can be widely different. I have seen things with my own eyes and my opinions and ideas have little to do with the TV news. Get to know me a bit before you assume.

 

People that think I should return a handshake when they say "thank you for your service." You don't need to touch me.

That one jerk that tried to hug me while I was in uniform to "say Thanks." Get off me pal! He had the nerve imply I was ungrateful.

 

supervisors that use the fact that I was a Sergeant ias a free pass to act like huge a-hole to their people then say "you think this is harsh, ask Dave, he was in the Army , this is nothing." Again, Dude THIS ISN"T THE ARMY! The Army is the Army. YOU are just a blowhard!

Seriously, you would think some believe that having been in the Army and in combat means you can't complain about anything. Fer fok's sake, I smashed my hand with a Frieghtliner (M915) brake drum so hard I couldn't make a fist for 6 months but never went on sick leave You think that means that I have to prove myself to you? What the hell did you do to deserve that kind of commitment from me?

 

People that spend their half their lives in front of computers but never attempt to learn how they work.

 

Saying "Who is this 'THEY' and why are they so mysterious?" Who the fok do you think I am talking about? Martians?

If I tell you something like "they want everyone to clean up the area before they leave," you know full frikken well who 'they' are. I am not telling you the fry cooks at McDonalds weighed in on it, and by the way CLEAN UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE! DUH!

 

Jughandles. Can I get a HELL YEA from the NY'ers!

I'm gonna keep my rant simple.

 

People suck.

 

Oh, and to the cat haters, you guys suck too.

 

That is all.

 

:shifty:

People who stop at red lights 100 yards behind the car in front of them, then SLOWLY creep up behind them, or just remain stopped wayyyy far back.

 

Loss of depth perception is a possible indication of drug or alcohol impairment. You a truly bad or driver unsure of their abilities.

People who stop at red lights 100 yards behind the car in front of them, then SLOWLY creep up behind them, or just remain stopped wayyyy far back.

 

Loss of depth perception is a possible indication of drug or alcohol impairment. You a truly bad or driver unsure of their abilities.

 

Or being old

I'm gonna keep my rant simple.

 

People suck.

 

Oh, and to the cat haters, you guys suck too.

 

That is all.

 

:shifty:

 

Sorry Pete, but I'm extremely allergic to the little furballs. So much so that the smell of cat urine burns my eyes and makes my face itchy.

I'm gonna keep my rant simple.

 

People suck.

 

Oh, and to the cat haters, you guys suck too.

 

That is all.

 

:shifty:

Yea, I'm allergic myself, otherwise I'd love to have a cat buddy.

cat urine burns my eyes and makes my face itchy.

 

Maybe if you stopped cheesing it'd get better.

cat urine burns my eyes and makes my face itchy.

 

Maybe if you stopped cheesing it'd get better.

 

:?:

cat urine burns my eyes and makes my face itchy.

 

Maybe if you stopped cheesing it'd get better.

 

:?:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesing

Note to self, bring cat with me to next shotgun meet for ray ray

 

I got a new one, I hate the bum's that stand in the middle of rt 21 begging for money at the stop lights. A get a job B if someone hits you, you get made rich for your own stupidity, how the heck does this make sense!

Handshake, Shake my hand, I am not ghetto, I dont do 6 different kinds, I am a white guy who speaks normal English.

 

:hope: Stupid people with those GPS things in the middle of the windshield and cannot see where they are going while talking on thier F- - - - -g phone

 

:naughty: People who think that because they can walk in the middle of the street, that we need to stop for them, instead of going 20 more feet and using the LEGAL crosswalk. You are roadkill

 

:hope: People who think this moron in the White House is going to change the country for the better

 

 

OK I am off the soap box now,

 

Thanks that was cathartic

My dog wants to play with your cat.........

 

 

 

Here kitty, kitty, kitty .............

cat urine burns my eyes and makes my face itchy.

 

Maybe if you stopped cheesing it'd get better.

 

hahahahahaha south park FTW

 

Funny part is I didn't know I was allergic to cats till we got them. I was miserable for the first 3-4 months.. itchy eyes... hives.. but, after a while, it went away. Now, I can rub my face on them, and it doesn't bug me at all. Obviously not recommending this to anyone.. just sayin i know what it's like to be allergic to cats. Def not fun

Funny part is I didn't know I was allergic to cats till we got them. I was miserable for the first 3-4 months.. itchy eyes... hives.. but, after a while, it went away. Now, I can rub my face on them, and it doesn't bug me at all. Obviously not recommending this to anyone.. just sayin i know what it's like to be allergic to cats. Def not fun

 

+1, same with me, my roommate brought a cat home one day, i felt like crap for weeks then it went away.

Wow, a vent thread. Where to begin?

 

Slow drivers in the left lane

 

People texting, eating cereal, yogurt, reading their newspaper & talking on the phone while driving. Especially if they are doing all of the above at the same time...THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF

 

People driving with their high beams on in the opposite direction.

 

Some moron driving on top of my rear bumper.

 

Dishonesty

 

Infomercials

 

Reality shows. Isnt there enough of them already?

 

Radar Guns

 

NJ property taxes

 

NJ Gun Laws

 

Lawyers..all kinds. Blood suckers.

If they are on your side -they bleed you dry.

If you are opposite them - they bleed you dry.

 

Pharmacuetical Companies - are total freakin rip offs

 

Wanna be wise guys ---"dont you know who I am?''

 

Car washes - do you really get wax/sealer, undercarriage wash?

Sorry Chad

 

Technical/ support phone help - you would think they would want them to speak english

 

NJ Property Taxes

 

NJ Gun laws

 

Oh, I already mentioned those 2

 

A yield sign is not the same as a freakin stop sign

 

All the mailings & the donation requests that the NRA sends me

 

Menu prompts on various phone numbers that you need to call.

Press 1 to continue, press 2 if you are hearing this message, press 3 if you want to listen to this over & over again until you say fuck it and hang up

 

 

I would tell you how I really feel but.....