:laughing-rolling: I dunno why, but I almost spit out my coffee when I read that, Ray

Jury Duty. All I got to say.

I really am a Jerk! I tailgate and when the guy in front of me moves or slow down, so do I! Im guilty of rubbernecking, tapping on my breaks, taking two spots in a crowded parking lot, double parking on a one way street even if there is a place to pull over, leaving my shopping cart in the middle of the isle, standing in the doorway at the market and checking the shopping list, sifting threw the rolls, bagels, and bread with my bare hands to find the ones i want, even though those thongs are right there. Talking loud on my cell phone while driving, causing me to drift and ride the break.

 

I really am a Jerk!

The cost of razors!!!!! I am gonna stop shaving.

no ray, your just a chuckle head!

sifting threw the rolls, bagels, and bread with my bare hands to find the ones i want, even though those thongs are right there.

What grocery store/bakery do you go to that provides thongs to select bread products? :shock:

haha they are in the lingerie aisle, right next to the milk.

how do you spell it? tongs? thongs? whatever!

Bread Pliers.

I pick my nose before I touch the bread. And sometimes, I scratch my butt with the tongs!

Are the thongs on a rack on hangers, or are they in a dispenser like tissues?

liars.

Bread Pliers.

 

:clap:

My shoulder is killing me. I don't know what I did to it, but its the, arm numb - make-you-want-to-vomit kind of pain. So, I look all over the house for the Icy-Hot with no success. I then drive to the CVS right up the street from my house and they closed at 10, it is now 10:02. So, I drive to the 24 hour CVS about 15 mins away. I get my supplies, wait in line for the pimply faced teen SLOWLY working the counter. When I am the next due customer at the register I proceed to take my money out, and I LEFT MY WALLET HOME. WTFFF Then, I drive all the way back home, drive all the way back to the store, re-shop, get in line, pay, drive home again. As I am walking in the door, the fkn bag rips and the milk I got falls to the floor, breaks open and spills all over. WTFFFFFFFFF. I then go upstairs, put on one of those thermacare patches, WORTHLESS. Doesn't do crap. I'm glad I got the other stuff as well. So, I then get ready for bed, take my jeans off, open the button and when I go to unzip my fly and it was already fkn down. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FML right now.

 

:angry-screaming: :angry-screaming: :angry-steamingears: :angry-steamingears: :angry-fire: :angry-fire: :angry-cussingblack: :angry-cussingblack:

Thanks Chad, I do not feel so bad now.

Glad I could cheer you up lol...I'm going to jump off a bridge now.

Is that not why you are here?

Leave me alone...I'm jumping!

NOT YET, where are your GUNS at?

hahahah not to worry, I willed them to you pal, I know they will be well cared for. All with the exception of my glock, I know you dislike them.

 

I'm laying in bed and my fat azz is eating little pink marshmallow peeps. They remind me of Matt.

 

 

my shoulder hurt like a mofo last night...

 

dont know why.

WTF Dad why the hell havn't you willed any guns to me you bastard!

Note to self, bring cat with me to next shotgun meet for ray ray

 

For target practice?

 

I've needed to vent for a while. Here we go.

 

 

People who have a handicapped placard hanging from the rear view mirror while driving. Take it down Eh-hole. It says right on the tag not to drive with it up. Aside from showing the world that you're lazy you are creating a blind spot & are an accident waiting to happen.

 

People who are inconsiderate in public. I don't want to hear your i-Pod or phone call. I don't want to see you: floss, pick your nose and look at it, clip your nails(finger & toe), or pick your thong with a tong that's meant for bread (Ray). People who stink that haven't put in a day's work. Take a shower and buy some deodorant please.

 

Taxes. Speed limits. Cats.

 

YES: Keep Right. Pass on Left. No buses or trucks in left lane. NO: HID lights. Driving with your brights on. Driving with your lights off at night.

 

Lawyers & laws against vigilantism. If you think you have a right to do any of the above others should be able to implement castle doctrine on their personal space. (Okay maybe a bit extreme... nah)

 

People who shoot shotguns at indoor ranges. Listen. It's a scatter weapon. You don't need to shoot it at a target from 3 yards. If you can't hit something from there sell it as a consignment to someone who isn't firearm deficient. :roll:

Man, I am everyone's worse nightmare! Chris, I am everything you hate! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

 

And you don't need to bring any cats, I've got plenty sleeping in the Kill Van Kull right now. I'll just grap the line, heave them out of the water and ring them out! Good a new! :shhh:

hahahah not to worry, I willed them to you pal, I know they will be well cared for. All with the exception of my glock, I know you dislike them.

 

I'm laying in bed and my fat azz is eating little pink marshmallow peeps. They remind me of Matt.

 

So, you are laying in bed, eating something that reminds you of Matt. That is DISTURBING, you need to find that bridge, and quick. After I get a copy of your will.

I hate you Chad! Now I have to go out to Wally World and get a box of Peeps! :doh:

hahahah not to worry, I willed them to you pal, I know they will be well cared for. All with the exception of my glock, I know you dislike them.

 

I'm laying in bed and my fat azz is eating little pink marshmallow peeps. They remind me of Matt.

 

So, you are laying in bed, eating something that reminds you of Matt. That is DISTURBING, you need to find that bridge, and quick. After I get a copy of your will.

 

And his arm hurts and he doesn't know why? The wife is away, isn't she?

 

Just teasing bro.

lol Keith...it doesn't make a difference if she is here or halfway across the country, I still don't get any. :doh:

MMMMMMMMMMMM - nothing quite like stale Peeps left out in the air for a week, a little crunchy on the outside with that soft marshmallow on the inside.

 

Yes, EVERYTHING turns to food.

lol Keith...it doesn't make a difference if she is here or halfway across the country, I still don't get any. :doh:

 

LOL. Well, I guess you got some about 11 months ago, unless it was Matt?