This one has me scared...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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'OLD' IS WHEN....

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

 

Why would these be jokes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting old means that you should

1. never pass a bathroom

2. trust a fart, or

3. waste a hard-on.

 

 

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Pretty neat

Pretty neat

 

Gotta link? I'd like to get me one of those. Life size would be nice to set in front of the shop.

Gotta link? I'd like to get me one of those. Life size would be nice to set in front of the shop.

I wish Paul. That picture was emailed to me. There's a store in St. Augustine called Metal Artz that has similar, although not as nice stuff. Was gonna check to see if one of the artists could make one.

I'd like to get me one of those. Life size would be nice to set in front of the shop.

Better point that bad boy in a southerly direction, Paul !

I HAVE A DREAM...

 

Feel the Bern

 

LOL @ the Simpsons

 

 

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Scary thought. Nightmarish.

Scary thought. Nightmarish.

Scary thought. Nightmarish.

You forgot Oprah.

Someone just sent me this

 

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So bad it's good

 

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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

 

The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, ... "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the man wrote: ... "7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians."

 

The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

 

The man's response back to the IRS was.... "Who did I leave out?"

lmao

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I love this thread!

I love this thread!

 

4 years old... let's keep it going. =)  

 

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