That is great.

How true it is.

LMAO

:o:o lol

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Replace "Ford" with "Anal" and add all its models.... Funniest thing ever. IE: Anal Explorer. Anal Fiesta.  Anal Probe.... 

 

 

 

 

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Sad, but true

 

 

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Sad, but true

Lol

I feel better already

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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With the Holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal
experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time,

Often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, last week, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with
friends and had more than several glasses of red wine.
Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!

Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it wasa taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it..

So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.

Happy Holidays and be safe out there---

With the Holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal

experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time,

Often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, last week, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with

friends and had more than several glasses of red wine.

Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!

Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it wasa taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it..

So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.

Happy Holidays and be safe out there---

Good for you & thank you for valuing others lives by not getting behind the wheel

Good for you & thank you for valuing others lives by not getting behind the wheel

I think you missed the point.  He drove the taxi home and he doesn't own a taxi. 

I think you missed the point.  He drove the taxi home and he doesn't own a taxi. 

LMAO!!!!  This was funnier than the joke was!!!

I did....LMFAOOOOOO

^^^ this is a humor thread. I doubt people come here to confess, but you never know...

 

Cool joke.

I think you missed the point.  He drove the taxi home and he doesn't own a taxi. 

Made me laugh twice- good one!