13 minutes ago, PeteF said:

The American Medical Association debated whether the country should be re-opened. Here are the results by medical specialty. 

*Allergists were in favor of scratching the idea.
*Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 
*Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
*Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. 
*Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
*Ophthalmologists considered the idea very shortsighted. 
*Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" 
*Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!
*Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
*Radiologists could see right through it. 
*Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
*Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. 
*Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.
*Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
*Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. 
*Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
*Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision to the assholes in Washington.
 

stealing this.

JUST TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.

 

 

^at least he made it 

3 hours ago, silverado427 said:

 

Now there's some funny shit there, and on the other videos that are suggested at the end.

Some people are really dumb!!

25 minutes ago, njJoniGuy said:

Now there's some funny shit there,

I feel bad for the guy being dead, but he did stick the landing.

If the boat didn't get in his way he might still be alive. 

Nailed it!

Wicked Witch: "So...  you want to play ball Scarecrow?"

 

52 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

Wicked Witch: "So...  you want to play ball Scarecrow?

Bummer for the dude in the back seat. 

1 hour ago, silverado427 said:

LMFAO.  

 

 

9 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

LMFAO.  

 

 

Oh He Dead! somebody call 91 Oh Lord he gonna need a ambalance! LMFAO!

Those were good sneakers. $12 a pair. 

1.      ·       School teachers are the number one occupation of the Antifa terrorist organization according to the FBI.

2.      ·       Racist.  Noun.  Someone who opposes race riots.

3.      ·       It took Nancy Pelosi 34 years to get offended by those Confederate statues.

4.      ·       50 years of Affirmative Action is finally paying big dividends for America, huh?

5.      ·       The communists living within the CHAZ “country” of Seattle have run out of food and supplies and are now begging for help.  Welcome to actual communism morons!

6.      ·       Maybe it’s the people, not the cops, that need better training.

7.      ·       Liberals are attacking conservatives and pushing for a civil war.  If Liberals wanted peace, there would be peace.  If the Conservatives wanted war, there wouldn’t be any Liberals.

8.      ·       Should the Pyramids be torn down since they were built by slaves?

9.      ·       Robbery in progress.  Better go online and see how civilians think we should handle it.

10.   ·       I haven’t seen a single welfare office set on fire anywhere.

11.   ·       Our country will become a better place when everyone realizes there are only two kinds of people in it…. Good people and bad people.  Ethnicity doesn’t matter.

12.   ·       BLM.  = Burn.  Loot.  Murder.

13.   ·       While we are getting rid of stuff, let’s get rid of rap music that promotes violence and hate.

14.   ·       Are we the only country dumb enough to start another civil war because we are offended by the first one?

15.   ·       In 1933 Hitler appointed Hermann Goring Minister of the Interior.  His first orders were to defund and eliminate police departments so that they would not interfere with his Brown Shirts whose mission it was to riot, burn, beat up, and kill citizens in an effort to sway the elections.

16.   ·       Are you being treated poorly by the police?  Well, have you tried not breaking the law to see if that helps?

17.   ·       Does anyone see the irony in the fact that the Floyd funeral spectacle had a police escort?

18.   ·       Minneapolis has a democrat police chief, a democrat mayor, and a democrat governor; yet the republicans and Trump are at fault.

19.   ·       Strange how you can watch a televised funeral with hundreds in attendance after being told you can’t go to your own family’s funerals or your own family’s kids’ graduations.  

 

Think maybe you are being played?

41 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

 

1.      ·       School teachers are the number one occupation of the Antifa terrorist organization according to the FBI.

2.      ·       Racist.  Noun.  Someone who opposes race riots.

3.      ·       It took Nancy Pelosi 34 years to get offended by those Confederate statues.

4.      ·       50 years of Affirmative Action is finally paying big dividends for America, huh?

5.      ·       The communists living within the CHAZ “country” of Seattle have run out of food and supplies and are now begging for help.  Welcome to actual communism morons!

6.      ·       Maybe it’s the people, not the cops, that need better training.

7.      ·       Liberals are attacking conservatives and pushing for a civil war.  If Liberals wanted peace, there would be peace.  If the Conservatives wanted war, there wouldn’t be any Liberals.

8.      ·       Should the Pyramids be torn down since they were built by slaves?

9.      ·       Robbery in progress.  Better go online and see how civilians think we should handle it.

10.   ·       I haven’t seen a single welfare office set on fire anywhere.

11.   ·       Our country will become a better place when everyone realizes there are only two kinds of people in it…. Good people and bad people.  Ethnicity doesn’t matter.

12.   ·       BLM.  = Burn.  Loot.  Murder.

13.   ·       While we are getting rid of stuff, let’s get rid of rap music that promotes violence and hate.

14.   ·       Are we the only country dumb enough to start another civil war because we are offended by the first one?

15.   ·       In 1933 Hitler appointed Hermann Goring Minister of the Interior.  His first orders were to defund and eliminate police departments so that they would not interfere with his Brown Shirts whose mission it was to riot, burn, beat up, and kill citizens in an effort to sway the elections.

16.   ·       Are you being treated poorly by the police?  Well, have you tried not breaking the law to see if that helps?

17.   ·       Does anyone see the irony in the fact that the Floyd funeral spectacle had a police escort?

18.   ·       Minneapolis has a democrat police chief, a democrat mayor, and a democrat governor; yet the republicans and Trump are at fault.

19.   ·       Strange how you can watch a televised funeral with hundreds in attendance after being told you can’t go to your own family’s funerals or your own family’s kids’ graduations.  

 

Think maybe you are being played?

All very good points.

It's a crazy world we're living in!

G-d help our children and grandchildren. 

10 hours ago, njJoniGuy said:

All very good points.

It's a crazy world we're living in!

G-d help our children and grandchildren. 

When @GRIZ told me he was nervous. I became very awake 

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

When @GRIZ told me he was nervous. I became very awake 

Not nervous, at a heightened sense of awareness.