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She should get checked for the virus, lost her sense of smell.

Who's Johnson smells like a rose?

13 hours ago, 45Doll said:

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Foreskins would be more appropriate if they Cave to these wackos

42 minutes ago, Bklynracer said:

She should get checked for the virus, lost her sense of smell.

Who's Johnson smells like a rose?

Umm:Dm 

I bet they go with Washington Pigskins.  It works!

They could become the Washington Foreskins, with Dick's as their main sponsor, they could rename Fedex!

it is recommended that you carry bear spray and wear a little bell when you're in bear country.

It is easy to tell black bear from grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop contains twigs and berries. Grizzly bear poop smells like bear spray and contains little bells.

10 hours ago, Amazon said:

it is recommended that you carry bear spray and wear a little bell when you're in bear country.

It is easy to tell black bear from grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop contains twigs and berries. Grizzly bear poop smells like bear spray and contains little bells.

WTF?  So bear spray is not very effective and we can't carry a gun.  I guess we should stay out of bear country!

12 hours ago, JohnnyB said:

WTF?  So bear spray is not very effective and we can't carry a gun.  I guess we should stay out of bear country!

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese.  :)
 

2 hours ago, Amazon said:

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese.  :)
 

I once had a Bernice between me and black bear.

The way I escaped was to shoot Bernice in the kneecap and run like hell!

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On 7/18/2020 at 12:57 PM, Amazon said:

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese.  :)
 

Get your hunting license.  Lol. 

A good crop of truths from Patriot Post today:

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6 hours ago, xXxplosive said:

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On her way to a delivery of arkancide.

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