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This is the humor thread, not the cool picture one. ;)

 

 

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This is the humor thread, not the cool picture one. ;)

 

 

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he knows, that car is a joke

That is funny, that ride should be tubbed. It looks like a circus car

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I thought we were making fun of Kenny Chesney in that other thread.

Math Quiz

SO YOU THINK YOU’RE PRETTY GOOD DOING MATH IN YOUR

HEAD...OKAY just follow the directions below:

 

The Quiz Reveals your favorite movie!!

 

I am very good at math, so I did it in my head, then on

paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my

numerical capabilities.

 

Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my

very favorite movie EVER!

 

DO NOT cheat and scroll down to the movies. Do YOUR math,

THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the

bottom

 

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this

test is

 

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

 

2. Multiply that number by 3.

 

3. Add 3.

 

4. Multiply by 3 again.

 

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first

and second digits together to find your favorite movie

(of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Movie List:

>

> 1. Gone With the Wind

> 2. E.T.

> 3. Blazing Saddles

> 4. Star Wars

> 5. Forrest Gump

> 6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

> 7. Jaws

> 8. Grease

> 9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012

> 10. Casablanca

> 11. Jurassic Park

> 12. Shrek

> 13. Pirates of the Caribbean

> 14. Titanic

> 15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

> 16. Home Alone

> 17. Mrs. Doubtfire

>

> Now, isn't that something?

I chose #1, and the math adds up to 18. Fail

I chose #1, and the math adds up to 18. Fail

 

following instructions fail?

following instructions fail?

U beat me 2 it!

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It's a joke. No matter what number you pick, it's always going to be 9. Come on guys.

Probably a repeat:

 

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman

  1. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
  2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
  9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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