Im sure this will end well

 

I foresee a concussion and split forehead. Some parents are dumb

Im sure this will end well

Could it be a .22? I have seen 1911's as .22's so it may be possible someone sells .22 desert eagles. At least I hope that is what it is, because otherwise that picture in no way belongs in this thread as it is not funny at all, in fact it makes me angry. One that is highly irresponsible and looks very bad on gun owners, three that is one person that probably forever be turned off from shooting, and finally and by far the most important, that kid would be left very injured.

Could it be a .22? I have seen 1911's as .22's so it may be possible someone sells .22 desert eagles. At least I hope that is what it is, because otherwise that picture in no way belongs in this thread as it is not funny at all, in fact it makes me angry. One that is highly irresponsible and looks very bad on gun owners, three that is one person that probably forever be turned off from shooting, and finally and by far the most important, that kid would be left very injured.

 

Makes me very angry, I hope it's either a joke or a pose.

The R Kelly monument....

 

Ray Ray? Is that you?

Ray Ray? Is that you?

 

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I guess this is what they mean when they say cold cash

That's only $9,000, not that much. If they really wanted to hide money, they'd get larger bills like $100's, which they could fit $9,000 of in that yellow mustard bottle on the right.

Ooops

 

Related to me as a true story. Forgive the caps, that's the way it came to me and I was too lazy to transpose...

 

AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON WERE, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," AND THEY WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK, "GOOD LUCK, MR.GORSKY".

 

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK, CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

 

OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT. BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

 

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26 YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT THAT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

 

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD, BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!” YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON"!

Related to me as a true story. Forgive the caps, that's the way it came to me and I was too lazy to transpose...

 

AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON WERE, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," AND THEY WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK, "GOOD LUCK, MR.GORSKY".

 

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK, CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

 

OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT. BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

 

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26 YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT THAT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

 

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD, BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!” YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON"!

 

Gotta say thos made me chuckle. Good show

 

I'm loving it.....

I hate clowns

 

Should go in the "Cool Pictures" thread.

 

And yes, I've had it - it's awesome bacon.

Now you're just somebody that I used to Gogh.

Great movie...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. -- one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida . They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

 

The Florida contractor, Jonathan, takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

 

Cletus, the Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do the job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

 

Vito from Jersey doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700".

 

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

 

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you,and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

 

"Done!" replies the government official.