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I got my Tax Return"Returned"! I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my Tax Return back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"... I replied 12 million illegal immigrants , 3 million crack heads , 42 million unemployable people on food stamps , 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate .

 

Apparently , this was NOT acceptable. So I sent it back with a question …

 

"Did I forget someone?"

 

 

 

 

same guy

 

Obviously lessons not learned from plaxico

 

Who the hell is ED NOLB ?

A Glass of Wine or Beer

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.

And those who don't and are alwaysseen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

As BenFranklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of Shit ! ! !

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

A Glass of Wine or Beer

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.

And those who don't and are alwaysseen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

As BenFranklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of Shit ! ! !

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

I am reminded that beer basically was the savior of many a metropolis simply because water was so foul......

 

 

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That was great mad me giggle for a bit

Was told the picture's name is "Triplets"

 

 

 

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I actually got number 5 right and was wonder what so so bad about the word pulse. That is funny though.

I actually got number 5 right and was wonder what so so bad about the word pulse. That is funny though.

 

 

 

Lol,, that needs to be the video not the pic to get the full effect...

 

 

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Lol,, that needs to be the video not the pic to get the full effect...

 

I just looked for the gif, and couldn't find one. BUT!! I think if you would recognize the gif, you would recognize the picture.