I have no words to describe the above.

It's one of my Sgts and his sugar daddy true story lol

That picture is perfect for a caption contest

This is religious and political, but it made me chuckle.

 

 

 

 

Now you're just somebody Leia used to blow...off.

While I was looking for the Serena williams Crip walk video I found this. I got a chuckle out of it so I figured I'd share.

 

 

Is that Ray in the chair???

 

 

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jeez ...gahh...everytime I open the "humor" thread at work this dam pic comes up. embarassing.

LMAO this is for the LEO's who sit in their car,

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket

, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this friggin badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

 

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

 

"Your badge, show him your f*cking BADGE!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket

, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this friggin badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

 

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

 

"Your badge, show him your f*cking

 

Thanks for the chuckles

Heh. That looks totally photoshopped though.

Is that Ray in the chair???

 

 

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