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Wow Captain Planet has gone down hill

Lol - The bottom are the Magic School Bus kids, Both were cartoons from when I was younger.

 

was too busy effing shit up with my thundercats thunder lair to watch magic school bus.

If thats the case is it treatable

was too busy effing shit up with my thundercats thunder lair to watch magic school bus.

 

Yeah buddy!

AK rainbow.

 

 

Leprechaun hunting

 

 

Well now I guess I am going to have to buy Xmas presents

I would hold off lol. They computed all of this already. Mayans didn't use Lea years for a reason and there system was more accurate... Which is why when converted we end up with Dec 21.....why 10 days before 2013? And the real question is... Time is relevant... If they created the calander 100 years after when they had... Wouldn the end of the world be a 100 years from now? There is no real explination as to why the calander ends..

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

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Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

...

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

Love it. I'll have to remember that and use it someday.

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

...

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

 

Fantastic.. +1 for that!!!!

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This looks like the kid they were looking for in manahawkin last night, good thing i did not see this last night, the cops would be knocking on your door..LOL..

 

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See that he wasn't missing, he was at jazz auditions.

OH God, I must have that picture with no titles. There is so much potential.....

 

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