Victoria Secret Negligee
 

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

 

Funeral services for the husband will be next Monday at noon.

ARE  California POLLS REALLY ACCURATE ?

The latest telephone poll taken   by the California Governor's   office, asked whether   people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem”

 

71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa.

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Funny how they look more alive in this pic!

 

16 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

Came to chew bubble gum and kick ass!

2 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Winner

4 hours ago, silverado427 said:

You know, I can actually believe AOC would say that!

Here is the sad thing with the above latina, she makes more than almost all of us here and has no idea what she is doing or what she is supporting.  Ignorance is bliss

26 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

Here is the sad thing with the above latina, she makes more than almost all of us here and has no idea what she is doing or what she is supporting.  Ignorance is bliss

$171,000

;;;

 

lol not sure how long this will remain before they get wise and get rid of it .. however:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005T9SK40?ref_=pfb_b3g40b754l96nb68de4n6a0l6655&tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=pfb-P11-V01-O3-ep6dc8-CZK07C&fbclid=IwAR0CynDl2YIDOzJQhF8JjiiINzkINkggUPzTIOkf06kTdzbHtSz1S7XeLwk

 

I'll paste screen shots for posterity as well

 

15 minutes ago, Lakota said:

I'll paste screen shots for prosperity as well 

Posterity even

25 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

Posterity even

lol fixed it .. dam auto correct

Did anyone ever try the gummy bears?

https://imgur.com/gallery/D9nGXFA