Liberal cat.

A comment seen on Town Hall:

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along an Iowa country road one evening when an old dairy cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."

"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'

The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

16 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

Now you've gone and done it!

All I can hear in my head is a calliope now!!

Well, that certainly is a big break for ANY man in HER life, isn't it??

Thanks for the heads-up, Alyssa. I guess I won't be having sex with you anytime soon, and that's a positive thing for ME.

33 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

As if she had a choice...

12 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

19 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

I wouldn't do her with Murphy's pecker.

3 minutes ago, brucin said:

I wouldn't do her with Murphy's pecker.

You sir, are making the presumption that Murphy HAS one. 

21 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

She makes Loretta Weinberg look sexy.

6 hours ago, PeteF said:

I just ordered this one!

On 5/15/2019 at 4:55 PM, Displaced Texan said:

You sir, are making the presumption that Murphy HAS one. 

It's painfully obvious he is one, doesn't that count?

On 5/14/2019 at 8:52 PM, Displaced Texan said:

 

On 5/14/2019 at 8:52 PM, Displaced Texan said:

 

I just confirmed they are using this picture to treat Viagra overdoses at the Mayo Clinic.

 

 

 

On 5/17/2019 at 12:56 PM, silverado427 said:

That black dude from the Predator movie didn’t age well.