Can you make it with a sex toy- Woman's private parts?

Just now, Downtownv said:

Can you make it with a sex toy- Woman's private parts?

Why? Just why!!!

Just now, Downtownv said:

Can you make it with a sex toy- Woman's private parts?

NOW we are stretching a bit....keep it simple and cheap to manufacture....then post a ‘challenge’ video..

5 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Why? Just why!!!

It will captivate all The Pajama Boys and the Snowflakes living in mommy's basement.

Finally solve their virginity problems!

8 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

It will captivate all The Pajama Boys and the Snowflakes living in mommy's basement.

Finally solve their virginity problems!

3 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Million dollar idea...

You laugh, meme meet reality. There's a new challenge going on, they've moved up from Tide pods. It's now putting a penny between the prongs on their cellphone chargers:

It's called the "outlet challenge".

Exactly why I posted that. 

2 hours ago, Sniper said:

You laugh, meme meet reality. There's a new challenge going on, they've moved up from Tide pods. It's now putting a penny between the prongs on their cellphone chargers:

It's called the "outlet challenge".

WTF? They should call it the burn down the feckin house challenge. 

Proofreading is a Dying Art these days!

 

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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Beer.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."

On 1/23/2020 at 2:16 PM, 10X said:

Cute, but it's set up for a direct short across the prongs.  I still wouldn't want to be wearing it, but we need a better engineered solution.

That's true. But if they happened to be well grounded...

The Psychology Class Experiment

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor put a piece of cake on one side and a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread and ate it.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food each time.

And each time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

The professor said, "This experiment shows that food has the greatest attraction."

Then, one of the students from the back rows said, "Sir, why don't you change the female rat? This one may be his wife!"

The professor stood straight up, shook his head as he pointed at the student and said, "You get an A."

17 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

That’s sooo wong

44 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

Submit this to Dana Perino as one of her Corny Jokes.

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Please remind me about this in about 10 years, my daughter will be a teenager then 

1 minute ago, fishnut said:

Please remind me about this in about 10 years, my daughter will be a teenager then 

If your daughter is wearing a bra that size when she's a teen, it's going to take more than a picture of a cross dresser with poor trigger discipline to keep the dogs at bay.

33 minutes ago, fishnut said:

Please remind me about this in about 10 years, my daughter will be a teenager then 

Nice Rack!

1 hour ago, Scorpio64 said:

If your daughter is wearing a bra that size when she's a teen, it's going to take more than a picture of a cross dresser with poor trigger discipline to keep the dogs at bay.

Hopefully she takes after her mom then. My wife got the brains, her sister got the boobs. 

 

55 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

Nice Rack!

Pedo

17 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

I think it’s the walther P22