13 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

All he needs is some 'tussin. RE: 

 

LMAO. 

So I woke up My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon show rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

It's way too soon for the bring out your dead humor.  Though, you know some future incarnation of Monty Python will be doing a version of this in 100 years.

21 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

 

That is true, but I don't let it stop me. 

 

15 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

 

That would be my luck

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His feet were Backwards...

As seen in the hood...

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15 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

I resemble that remark

8 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

I have mixed emotions with this one, shiny truck guy

But for Hillary, a taste of her own medicine would be JUST FINE!

For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only    about-ten-seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.

I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations.  Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

 

1. Pick a number from 1-9.   
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number.  Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

 

Movie List:   
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire

 

... Now, isn't that something?

Good news! 
 

I hear doggie style has overtaken missionary during this time of social distancing!