gracias

lol turkey call i saw that a while ago and me and my whole family were dying lol.

^^^ Not true for me. being colorblind, "Maraschino" looks brown, "Sky" can appear "grape" and so on haha.

 

Can anyone tell what the hell happened here? Something exploded after he shot....?

That looks like it might be an in-line BP rifle. I suspect he left a container of BP open on the bench and a spark from when the gun was fired, ignited the container on the bench. Just a SWAG.

 

Adios,

 

PIzza Bob

 

Not humorous, but effing awesome!

put a smile on my face

How to break the ginger curse, haha

 

Psycho dog jumping ove the fire...WTF

THE 5 ANSWERS WE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

 

 

 

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR

 

 

A:It's Braille for 'suck here'.

 

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A:It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.'

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A:Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A:Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

 

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

 

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke

 

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

 

 

 

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

 

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

 

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

 

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'

 

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

 

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

 

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

 

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

 

'No problem,' he says. And in they go.

 

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

 

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

 

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

 

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

 

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

 

No one says a word.

 

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

 

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

 

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

 

He looks at her mom..

 

'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

 

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

 

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.

But still, Total silence.

 

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

 

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...

 

Suddenly the father shouted....

 

'I'll do the friggin dishes!!!

 

 

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Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...

 

Suddenly the father shouted....

 

'I'll do the friggin dishes!!!

That is going to be repeated many times today! +1

Texas Tan Lines:

volleyball again.. no complaints

haha

That's GOT to be photoshopped. Her frame is too small for a booty that big. I'm not complaining though.

That's GOT to be photoshopped. Her frame is too small for a booty that big. I'm not complaining though.

 

i'm thinking yeah, but hoping NO

Wow

I like that light