Dude......that was just wrong. Warn us first!!! 

my eyes! MY EYES!!!!

 

 

11 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Dude......that was just wrong. Warn us first!!! 

Don't blame me...........................@xXxplosive asked for it!

I didn't ASK FOR THAT...............Geezzz.

"That was bad, Johnny.

Now go sit in the corner until you're sorry to the whole class for what you did.

Most of them are still in the Nurse's office getting their eyes washed out!"

I can't unsee that!!!!!!

They don’t make enough eye bleach to unsee that. 

 

WHAT IS EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT?   I think she's kinda cute!

 

                                        don't know what to say about this one ^

 

 

8 hours ago, silverado427 said:

Been sold already!

I was a very happy man.
 
My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. 
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
 
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
 
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
 
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
 
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
 
Lo... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law put down his shotgun and hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." 
 
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! 
 

On 2/22/2021 at 11:47 AM, JohnnyB said:

MUCH better!!! You have redeemed yourself. 

replaced video to keep everyone happy

9 hours ago, FXDX said:

 

I cannot say anything about this that is even remotely COC compliant 

So that vid is either staged, was too conveniantly recorded or some Mask Police stalker got lucky. Either way just more stupid society rearing its ugly head. I don't even find this crap funny anymore. Must be getting old and crabby(er).

 

here's a load all in one spot, no point re-posting. enjoy

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,430203.0.html

 

12 hours ago, FXDX said:

here's a load all in one spot, no point re-posting. enjoy

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,430203.0.html

 

Nice.  No need to go elsewhere