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Inmate Prank Adds Pig To Vermont Police Cruisers

 

 

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A creative Vermont inmate has modified the state symbol that adorns police cruisers to include an image of a pig, said state officials.

 

One of the spots on the cow in the Vermont state crest has been changed to be the shape of a pig. The car decals are made by prisoners in St. Albans in a shop that also make state stationery and license plates.

 

In the 1960s, the term "pig" came to be used in derogatory fashion to describe police officers.

 

Lt. Paul White, station commander in Middlesex, said there are at least three of these decals on cruisers at his barracks. He said the full inventory hadn't been made. He said he was alerted by the fleet administrator who said it was first detected by a state trooper in southern Vermont.

 

Vermont Public Safety Commissioner Keith Flynn told the Burlington Free Press this afternoon that he became aware of the alteration earlier in the day and had asked Corrections Commissioner Andrew Pallito to explain the situation.

 

Flynn said initial information indicates about three dozen of the modified decals are on state vehicles.

 

The disclosure brought chuckles to both Flynn and Senate President Pro Tempore John Campbell, D-Windsor, who are both former police officers.

 

"This is not as offensive as it would have been years ago. We can see the humor," Flynn said. He said the artist has talents that could be used elsewhere. "If that person had used some of that creativeness he or she would not have ended up inside."

 

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Now, I was never very good with farm animals as a kid, but that pig looks like a cow to me.

Now, I was never very good with farm animals as a kid, but that pig looks like a cow to me.

Look at the yellow cow spot in the shape of the pig.

 

Sheesh, do I gotta draw a picture of the drawing??

Look at the yellow cow spot in the shape of the pig.

 

Sheesh, do I gotta draw a picture of the drawing??

 

.......................doh!

 

Well don't I feel stupid now!

Inmate Prank Adds Pig To Vermont Police Cruisers

 

 

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A creative Vermont inmate has modified the state symbol that adorns police cruisers to include an image of a pig, said state officials.

 

One of the spots on the cow in the Vermont state crest has been changed to be the shape of a pig. The car decals are made by prisoners in St. Albans in a shop that also make state stationery and license plates.

 

In the 1960s, the term "pig" came to be used in derogatory fashion to describe police officers.

 

Lt. Paul White, station commander in Middlesex, said there are at least three of these decals on cruisers at his barracks. He said the full inventory hadn't been made. He said he was alerted by the fleet administrator who said it was first detected by a state trooper in southern Vermont.

 

Vermont Public Safety Commissioner Keith Flynn told the Burlington Free Press this afternoon that he became aware of the alteration earlier in the day and had asked Corrections Commissioner Andrew Pallito to explain the situation.

 

Flynn said initial information indicates about three dozen of the modified decals are on state vehicles.

 

The disclosure brought chuckles to both Flynn and Senate President Pro Tempore John Campbell, D-Windsor, who are both former police officers.

 

"This is not as offensive as it would have been years ago. We can see the humor," Flynn said. He said the artist has talents that could be used elsewhere. "If that person had used some of that creativeness he or she would not have ended up inside."

 

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My daughter and I were in the car listening to 880AM when they did a report about this, we both looked at each other and started laughing, we really started laughing when they said they were now removing the decals.

why would you feel stupid how about the guy who got in that car day after day

why would you feel stupid how about the guy who got in that car day after day

Yes...because as a police officer, the minor details on the small picture of a cow on your patrol car are at the top of your list of worries :rolleyes:

Beer goggles.

 

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Pffttt.... I don't care either way. I don't need to be drunk to do that. XD

Sorry, I don't know how to post pictures all big-like.

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Gettin a red x there, harry - doesn't look like that site allows for hotlinking

 

No kidding, I'll see what i can do about that..

 

Was that both posts or just the last one??

Sorry, I don't know how to post pictures all big-like.

 

I like how the sign says "Fitting Room" behind him. I know damn well he ain't fittin in that room.

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A photographer was doing a portrait sitting of twin sisters in their 90's, they were both hard of hearing and pretty much couldn't see 2 feet in front of them.

 

The photographer had them both posed and was composing the shot when the one sister,

 

Esther: "Caroline, whats he doing"

 

Caroline: "Hes gonna take our picture"

 

Esther: "Oh, well whats he doing now"

 

Caroline: "I told you he's gonna take out picture"

 

Esther: "Well now whats he gonna do"

 

Caroline: "He's gonna focus"

 

Esther: "Both of us?"

thats gonna make for an awkward portrait.

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Now That would explain quite a lot.......

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If that sign is from way down south I know a guy from real real deep in the Swamp down in Louisiana that might be responsible..

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