Probably posted before but...

Italian Fire Department

One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

 

When the first fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'

 

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!

 

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Eizabeth, NJ . This fire department was composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

 

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!

 

Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

 

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

 

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

 

'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!'

 

worst photoshoped job, ever

Now that is tragic........

Couldn't find the thread on Biden, so thought I would put this where it belongs

 

 

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/02/38482-humorous-women-take-joe-bidens-buy-a-shotgun-advice/

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6Zy297Xgr8Q

In reference to the sequester...

 

In reference to the sequester...

 

You got that right !!!

I feel dumber after watching that

For the Walking Dead and Big Bang Theory Fans...

never understood that until someone said walking dead.. not a fan of the show but knew the BBT episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDO1le5VAs

Dear Wife Note On Fridge - Priceless !

 

 

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

 

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

 

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you

read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you

will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small

difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aIyQn9jRjP8#!

Saw that the other day, pretty good...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=8

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?" .

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

 

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".

 

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

 

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay .

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

 

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

 

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"

 

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

OMFG... similar to what Stern did before Obama was elected... Rather than people just not say anything, they made fools of themselves.The last 2 interviews says it all. The one chick, when she said she didn't know what it was should have left it at that, and last one... well, "Here's Your Sign!'

 

On another note, I would have asked them back, "Why is he sending horses to Portugal, what did they do?"... (Sequester - Equestr - Equestrian) lmao!

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=8