We are in trouble!!!

 

The population of this country is 310 million. 160 million are retired.

 

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

 

There are 85 million in school.

 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

 

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS, which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

 

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

 

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

 

That leaves just two people to do the work.

 

You and me.

 

And there you are,

 

sitting on your ass,

 

at your computer, reading jokes

 

Nice. Real nice.

http://imgur.com/a/m5hHW

 

Poor guy buys a Remington R1 and says he has a problem with his sight picture.

http://imgur.com/a/m5hHW

 

Poor guy buys a Remington R1 and says he has a problem with his sight picture.

 

That's probably done on purpose. I would do the same thing if it were my gun.

I don't get it Nick?

 

We are in trouble!!!

 

The population of this country is 310 million. 160 million are retired.

 

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

 

There are 85 million in school.

 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

 

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS, which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

 

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

 

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

 

That leaves just two people to do the work.

 

You and me.

 

And there you are,

 

sitting on your ass,

 

at your computer, reading jokes

 

Nice. Real nice.

 

Hmmm.... So, my wife and I both work for private companies that are not Government, we are not in prison, we are not students, not killing terrorists, nor are we retired... so are YOU telling me that we are the only true working folks in America???? Damn, I need a friggin' RAISE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpfUE3iyS5w

http://www.youtube.c...d&v=QpfUE3iyS5w

 

Eh. That seems kind of messed up and unnecessary.

I had a good laugh at this...

 

That's not even funny, it is sad. Also part of parenting 101.

Parenting Win!

I had a good laugh at this...

 

Funniest Hitler parody I've seen in a while!

Parenting Win!

 

Wow, that looks like it could be George Zimmerman's brother!!!! I'm scared..... and standing my ground...

I don't understand this. Is it making fun of Northwestern U's academics? Is it comparing the American educational system with the rest of the world? Is it saying that Asians are better academics?

 

 

Wow, that looks like it could be George Zimmerman's brother!!!! I'm scared..... and standing my ground...

 

LOL, George Zimmerman was the first thing I saw in that picture as well.

recoil never looked so good

I don't understand this. Is it making fun of Northwestern U's academics?No

Is it comparing the American educational system with the rest of the world? No

Is it saying that Asians are better academics? Yes

 

Oh snap!

 

Please, Please, Please let it happen.

Apple Maps Strikes Again....

 

recoil never looked so good

 

There's a gun in that pic?!?

 

ROFLMAO!!!

 

 

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