Poor big bird, all he wanted to do was get high with Kermit once in a while...

 

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.

The other flea asked him, "Why are shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the Newark airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by... When the first flea shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly what you said. I went to the Newark airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

LOL, having a heritage from England, Wales, and Scotland, I find that very funny, almost choked on my bangers and mash. 

Hahahaha choking on my spit. This was much needed.

SAD BUT TRUE.

 

Lol. Especially odd since it's got nothing to do with a pine tree whatsoever.

 

lmao.  Quick thinking on that fall , lol

Oooooooooooh cat fight....

I really want to print a few of those out and hide them in the range bag

I really want to print a few of those out and hide them in the range bag

http://www.malice4you.com/images/realsteel/sarcastictarget.jpg

 

That's a higher res version that'll print a little nicer...

Gov, Christie falling out of chair..

 

http://mashable.com/2015/01/30/chris-christie-falling-chair/#:eyJzIjoiZiIsImkiOiJfdWJ3MDBwZmw5d3U4dGdlNiJ9

Worth a laugh to watch this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

Worth a laugh to watch this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

That's the funniest post ever!

Worth a laugh to watch this.

If it holds a crap ton of bullets, this whole thing is off. Lol

Worth a laugh to watch this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

 

 

That is some funny shit right there!

lol

Nice lol

bear with it for a minute, I promise you its in the correct thread